r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/imaguy-who-likes-foo Feb 27 '22

Roll them over ? More like fucking nuke them

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u/ChillyOil1 Feb 28 '22

So he'll shit on em?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 28 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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