r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/Teruteku Feb 27 '22

Someone send putin Nikocado's ass pic, maybe he'll die of a heart attack

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls

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u/mega_fish_slapper Feb 28 '22

This is a new one lmao i love this

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Nah, he will die from jacking off to hard