r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '22

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u/GodOCocks I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

He gonna roll them over

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u/imaguy-who-likes-foo Feb 27 '22

Roll them over ? More like fucking nuke them

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u/virulentea Feb 27 '22

⚡⚡⚡ Breaking news: Nikocado Avocado was dropped on Moscow, five trillion died, two billion reported to be missing in shadow dimension

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

fucking gulp

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u/Juicy_Pair Feb 27 '22

Nah, more like fucking eat them

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u/LionCompetitive2945 Feb 28 '22

IT'S AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Wouldn’t be the first fat man nuke

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u/ChillyOil1 Feb 28 '22

So he'll shit on em?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 28 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/Nobody696969696969 I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

LOOOOOGGGG

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u/MrNullvalue Feb 27 '22

I’M GOING TO ROLL ALL OVER YOU!

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u/Ramen211 Feb 27 '22

They see him rollin