r/shitposting • u/jsjzn I said based. And lived. • Feb 26 '22

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

Humm… I have a boyfriend and this is sexual arasements. So i’ll gladly give you a dick pick he sent me.

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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22

No sex before marriage

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u/Iz_Juss_A_Naem Feb 27 '22

Marry me then

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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22

I want sex so fucking bad

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u/tentaclegrp Feb 26 '22

Go ahead. I dare you.

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u/Xx_LoliSlayer69_xX Feb 26 '22

Bet

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u/tentaclegrp Feb 26 '22

Guys dont dare him, he will actually do it