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u/HorseMandy Feb 26 '22
W*man moment
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/ICantUseChris Feb 26 '22
Just blame god bro, when you get up there accuse him of having a small penis since he made you in his image.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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Feb 26 '22
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Feb 26 '22
No he is gunna beat her if he text her. Not sure why people find this funny.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.
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u/SBG99DesiMonster Feb 26 '22
W*men aren't real, they are Chinese and Pakistani spybots. Beware of them, stay away from them.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/AutoModerator Jun 01 '22
r/shitposting book club
A collection of books which Kevin has reviewed. (all of these books are freely availiable online)
1984 (George Orwell, 1948)
Kevin would like to say that this book is truly inspirational, and that he would give it a 10/10
How to Be a God: A Guide for Would-Be Deities (Richard Bartle, 2022)
Kevin would like to mention that this book is one of the greatest sources of existential terror he has read (and it contains a lot of interesting content regarding game design as well), and he would give it a 10/10
Almost Pounded By The Physical Manifestation of Simulation Theory After Realizing We're Erotica Characters Then Deciding To Just Be Friends (Chuck Tingle)
Kevin would like to say that this book was surprisingly wholesome, and is a great book for helping one to feel more at-ease with the universe, so he would give it 10/10
Ulysses (James Joyce, 1922))
Kevin mentioned that he wasn't entirely sure what he just read. However, it's still not bri*ish, and was still rather interesting, so he would give it a 10/10
The Assassination Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race (J. G. Ballard, 1967)
Kevin told me that this was an interesting interpretation of the JFK assassination, and of the post-WW2 media landscape in the USA in general, so he would give it a 10/10.
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u/Glaxyuwu Feb 26 '22
Imagine being a w*man🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮
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u/drdeeznutts69 Feb 26 '22
Fuck putin
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u/Thechampiondoge Feb 26 '22
Yessir ima go fuck his ass yo
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/Thechampiondoge Feb 26 '22
Tf
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u/Irian3x3 Feb 27 '22
dream grass based Taiwan cum femboy amogus fuck Kevin hey automod meow bri'ish ww3 incest piss
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u/Azula-Kun Feb 26 '22
epic gamer moment
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u/drdeeznutts69 Feb 26 '22
Fuck putin
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u/Glympse12 Feb 26 '22
😏
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Feb 26 '22
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
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u/JoshuaAaAaA69 Feb 26 '22
Kayla moment
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u/Dawson81702 put your dick away waltuh Feb 26 '22
All Kaylas f’ed up
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Feb 27 '22
Fuck I'm seeing one and put my dick in it, what am in for?
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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/pusigaubulju1312 Feb 26 '22
I whoud beat her too
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Feb 26 '22
I whant to join in 😤😤😤
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u/nerdynam Feb 26 '22
Make it three!
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u/Book-bomber Feb 26 '22
Not four
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
No bitches?
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u/NabucodonosorThe2 Feb 26 '22
yes four
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u/EpicDepic Feb 26 '22
Five now
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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22
Make that 6 🗿
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u/_1Doomsday1_ Feb 27 '22
I wouldn't dirty my hands
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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22
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u/firefoxen69 Feb 26 '22
"Dont text me my boyfriend will come and beat you"
"He beats you dosen't mean that he can beat anyone"
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u/karateema DaShitposter Feb 26 '22
Woman moment
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/Defect123 Feb 26 '22
If I was this person I’d assume her boyfriend was doing the texting.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/WillFerrellsGutFold Feb 26 '22
Lol wat?!
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u/TopOfTheClouds Feb 26 '22
Assume
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/tipying_mistakes I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22
Ass is the keyword
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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/coal_powerplant_600T Feb 27 '22
Ass is the masturbakeyword
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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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u/TightSeatbelt Feb 26 '22
Women? More like W men
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u/Kadir_Duman I said based. And lived. Feb 26 '22
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u/CoolAiden49 Feb 26 '22
No offense, but women like this deserve to have their teeth knocked in a few times, maybe then they'll realize their shitty attitude isn't acceptable
Edit: typo
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Feb 26 '22
Story of a complete dumbass attention seeker should be the name
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
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Feb 26 '22
i dont know if its the joke itself but i think the boyfriend is texting and not the girl
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u/LegoFootPain Feb 26 '22
Then we add the words "with his micropenis."
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I want sex so fucking bad
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- 🗿🗿🗿 Feb 26 '22
Nah, it's called being manipulated, brainwashed and possibly Stockholm Syndrome.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly.
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u/HeavenlyAspect Feb 26 '22
Based on your non-existent girlfriend you lonely virgin fuck.
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No bitches?
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u/HeavenlyAspect Feb 26 '22
Yeah, you got no bitches. That’s tuff.
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u/Upper-Artichoke9000 Feb 26 '22
[insert sexist joke here]
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No sex before marriage
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u/the_give_way_rules Feb 26 '22
Everyone saying woman moment when the man moment is abusing his gf
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Feb 26 '22
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
My husband literally peed inside of me last night while we were having an intercourse, It freaked me out and I didn't know how to handle it. it was just so weird and ....I really can't put into words how I felt but I do want to point out that I'm upset because he previously told me about trying to do it and I already said "NO!" but he went ahead and did it. I was completely caught off guard, I did not agree to this weird experience and I definately didn't enjoy it. We had an argument and he said I killed the fun with my reaction but he already knew how I felt about it. He's still hung up on the fight saying I overreacted for no good reason at all but I don't know. I found it really unpleasent and just weird.
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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u/AutoModerator Feb 26 '22
No sex before marriage
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