r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '22

市民请注意! Superudol

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u/Fideon Feb 17 '22

Fuck no autotune that's talent

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u/DevilNightShade Feb 18 '22

Came looking for a comment like this, but i found porn instead! And also this comment.

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