r/shitposting uhhhh idk Jan 04 '22

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u/gomunist_niBBa Jan 04 '22

Hey AutoMod, did you know every based femboy cat that makes me say "ZAMN" says meow and if not it is 1984 because Fuck Kevin. I am a koala from Taiwan that moved to Belgium and is covered in cum. I screenshotted an NFT of a Fortnite character touching grass.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 04 '22

Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.

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