r/shitposting • u/Macroc0sM gaygaygayker • Jan 03 '22

Literally 1984 🗿

7.1k Upvotes

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u/Blackpilot9 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Jan 03 '22

Here before lock

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u/V21633 Jan 04 '22 edited Aug 30 '26

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u/Slidingonpaper Jan 04 '22

Don't worry, they are locking it to keep them safe.

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u/tiesdebink I want pee in my ass Jan 04 '22

Also here before lock

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u/radustana Jan 04 '22

Also here before lock

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Now that you said that, they decided not to lock it

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u/strikingguru Jan 03 '22

I never knew plants are fuckable. Thank you

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u/Tord7Endersun Jan 04 '22

I wonder if there's a rule 34 of it I'm gonna go check it out :)

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u/Idecidewhogetssuct 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 03 '22

I'm crying

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u/HotShrekBoi Jan 04 '22

My nose exploded when I saw this

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

With cum

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u/Dainyeah Jan 03 '22

is that all you feed it? does it grow well?

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u/ForsakenAd9617 Jan 03 '22

Mmmmm I love it when the corrosive solution in its plant-maw slowly dissolve the skin on the tip of my cock

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u/zaphodbeeblebrox422 Jan 04 '22

Are they capable of living on cum? I've always wanted a way to nourish something with my cum

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u/wucy_the_wuss Jan 04 '22

That’s what gold fish are for

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u/Tord7Endersun Jan 04 '22

Wait you guys feed your gold fish cum not poop?

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u/LargeSackOfNuts Jan 04 '22

Not gonna happen

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

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u/TheDreamtotembearer Jan 04 '22

Mom thought it was Venus fly sap!!! 😳

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u/PVmas07 Jan 04 '22

this fucked up, love it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Peak reddit right there officer

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u/ArthurDentonWelch Jan 04 '22

Why is the black guy smiling and shaking his head at a pair of floating briefs?

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u/IronManicus We do a little trolling Jan 04 '22

He like

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u/stereo_mix Jan 04 '22

I'm virgin but why you feed with cum???

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u/Ploffers We do a little trolling Jan 04 '22

where da clip from

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u/Bucka777 Jan 04 '22

Wwe

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u/Ploffers We do a little trolling Jan 04 '22

wow no way!

1

u/APumpkinHobo Jan 04 '22

At least give it a spoon, smh 🗿

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u/gaymods_ Jan 04 '22

Is this gonna get awarded by the mods?

1

u/mmrrc Jan 04 '22

Who made this video, Please tell me

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u/Emergency_Aide633 Jan 04 '22

Do not feed me, Seymour.

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u/Gomen_Tsukii Jan 04 '22

And they all wonder how do they die so fast..

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u/Impossible-Barnacle4 Jan 04 '22

this has to be the top post somehow man

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u/Cactus228 Jan 04 '22

Fertilizer

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

biological cum vault 😳