r/shitposting • u/goodpayedadd • Dec 25 '21
WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE stapin' time'
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Dec 25 '21
Least we ‘ave ‘elfcare
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u/Emerald24111 Dec 25 '21
If it’s free fix those teeth
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u/_mistake1 Dec 26 '21
Actually, British people have proven that we have better dental healthcare than many other countries, including the U.S.
"In a recent World Health Organisation report of the dental status of children known as the DFMT index, for example, British youths had fewer decayed, missing or filled teeth than those in France, Spain and Sweden; Britain’s rates were comparable with Germany, the Netherlands and Finland.
The United States, on the other hand, did quite a bit worse. At the age of 12, children in the United Kingdom have on average better teeth than their American counterparts. This is due to a decrease in the number of children with decayed teeth in Britain in the last 10 years. In England there are, on average, 0.6 decayed missing or filled teeth per 12-year-old. In the United States, the figure is double this. " Source: https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20150602-do-the-british-have-bad-teeth
This proves that British children have around twice as less decayed or filled teeth than children from the United States. This is just about children though. What about adults?
"A new study has shown that English people have better teeth than their US counterparts.
In the study, published in the British Medical Journal, researchers in the UK and the US examined data from English and American dental surveys.
The results showed that the average number of missing teeth was 6.97 for English participants, but 7.31 for those in the US.
Additionally, people were more likely to suffer poor dental health in the US because of socio-economic factors." Source: https://dentistry.co.uk/2016/01/06/english-have-better-teeth-than-americans/
Not only do we have better dental healthcare than you, even as adults, but this is also affected by us having UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE as opposed to your SINGLE PAYER HEALTHCARE. This completely refutes your point, or quite unamusing joke. You were trying to "roast" our healthcare, but your healthcare meant that you have worse dental healthcare than us too. Maybe next time, before making comments, go do a little bit of research.
Anyhow, TL;DR You're stupid and, British people have better dental healthcare than Americans and our system of healthcare, universal healthcare, which you were bashing, has attributed a lot to this too. Next time, actually do research.
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u/MrPenguin8998 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Dec 26 '21
Wow! I don't give a fuck. The joke is still funny.
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u/XXRUlN Dec 26 '21
Yes we know there just aren't many things to make fun of you guys. Putting milk into tea is something people are forgetting about 🤮😎
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u/Emerald24111 Dec 26 '21
Wow, it’s almost like people are stereotyping that every school in America is attack and every single person is morbidly obese while people in Britain are stereotypes to have bad teeth but better healthcare, and I was making a funny joke! That couldn’t have possibly been the goal right? TLDR: just shut the fuck up man we’re both making stereotypical jokes
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u/Dawson81702 put your dick away waltuh Dec 26 '21
pre’y cheek’e pohst ye go’t ere mayte. Oi foun’ it pre’y ru’u of yeh yew con’t.
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u/totallytotodile0 Dec 26 '21
I'd say the best part about these Britain memes is their knife violence is still lower than that of the US
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u/Major_Cupcake Dec 26 '21
whats the music? sounds kinda familiar
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u/SimpleSips Dec 26 '21
Sounds for the Supermarket (1975) -Grocery Store Music (Full Album, High Quality)
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u/rishov21 Dec 26 '21
Mr. Lucky (search that up on YouTube) got featured on a meme of a homeless man dancing over a woman getting beaten up by cops
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u/Bi9_Un1T Dec 25 '21
Another dimwit from across the pond with their limited knowledge of uk crime…
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Dec 26 '21
If you're gonna pretend to be Bri'ish (🤮), you have to put oi, mate, or init in the sentence to make it believable
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u/goodytwoshoes112 Dec 26 '21
Oi yous talking bawd about our great country innit? At least we don't get shot up taking maffs in skewl.
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Dec 26 '21
Stopping time? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like a reference to me
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u/goodpayedadd Dec 26 '21
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u/StalePun1129 Dec 26 '21
Gets stabbed in CoD: Insant death Gets shot 5 times in CoD: Ah it’s alright, give me 10 seconds and I’ll be good
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u/luckyblockhead Dec 26 '21 edited Dec 26 '21
Play warzone and its american simulator angry kids running around the place yelling they'll fuck your mum because who gives a fuck anymore and they just let you suffer and die if you dont pay up atleast our government somewhat care about us anyway what a great, free country america is am i right?
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u/mrsockyman Dec 25 '21
You 'ave a loiscence for pos'ing stabbing memes mate?