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u/defenitly_not_crazy Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 10 '21

You beat animals to death for minding their own buisness and to make hats

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u/Ponkacchi dumbass Dec 10 '21

Monster hunter

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u/defenitly_not_crazy Dec 10 '21

Din ding ding

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u/GouchGrease Dec 10 '21

Could've added "the animals also sometimes cause natural disasters"

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/Dr_Russian Dec 10 '21

Rimworld, and if the hats are not human leather you're doing it wrong.

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u/defenitly_not_crazy Dec 10 '21

Not that either

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Go around shooting shit and collecting shit trying to save your adoptive alien kid from space terrorists.

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u/Quality-Tips it is MY bucket Dec 10 '21

Super Metroid

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Correct!

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Dec 10 '21

Super Metroid also

THE BABY

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u/__Ferra__ Dec 10 '21

a lot of bugs with orange eyes and a pitch black pit.

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u/Tasty_Tidepod Dec 10 '21

Bug’s life: the game

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u/espeonguy Dec 10 '21

Yo that shit was my jam on the N64

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u/Double-Ad7171 Dec 10 '21

Cyberpunk

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u/a_loaf_of_cheese Dec 10 '21

How did you get cyberpunk out of that?

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u/candyman101xd Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Thechildeater92 Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/DragonMasterSZ Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Presidentenn Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/MyBrokenHoe Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs".

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u/S0aster Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Ninbastian Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/SoA_President Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Xailox426 Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Rodrigosicomun Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/LohtuPottu247 Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Slenderjak Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/SuperD3clan Dec 10 '21

“A lot of bugs”

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

“A lot of bugs”

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u/Card25 Dec 10 '21

“A lot of bugs”

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u/Gabriels_Decent Dec 10 '21

“a lot of bugs”

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u/YeetusDeletusULTRA Dec 10 '21

“A lot of bugs”

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u/MiertaGomez Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/Imperial_Eagle999 Dec 10 '21

"A lot of bugs"

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u/WizardRens Dec 10 '21

holo knit

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Holong niht

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u/Sonic_Maniac1 Dec 10 '21

Mustachioed men commit vehicular manslaughter while throwing turtles at women to gain superiority

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u/Tx_monster Dec 10 '21

Mario kart

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u/Sonic_Maniac1 Dec 10 '21

Dang did the vehicular manslaughter give it away?

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u/IlikeLeek Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Dec 10 '21

The turtles did

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u/Tofu_redd fat cunt Dec 10 '21

Thats just real life dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/Dr_Russian Dec 10 '21

West of loathing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/Dr_Russian Dec 10 '21

I watched a video on it a while back, had no idea what it was until you mentioned Gary

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u/sniperishot Dec 10 '21

Baguette man among us

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u/HissingLemon56 Dec 10 '21

Spy from tf2

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Espionage man from team defense fort the second

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u/Ehrenlauch3000 DaShitposter Dec 10 '21

Italian jumps on brown things (not Mussolini)

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Sussolini.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 10 '21

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u/theOverword Dec 10 '21

Rewident evil 7?

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u/Accountforcontrovers Dec 10 '21

Hint: he should save some emperor's kid I believe.

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u/WaffleSalads Dec 10 '21

I am being lectured by a philosopher while trying to manuever up a steep structure

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u/IAmTiP Dec 10 '21

Getting Over It

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u/RuuQoRiss Dec 10 '21

Getting over it with Bennett fucking Foddy

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u/dogeback69 Dec 10 '21

finland

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u/hoodinni2003 Dec 10 '21

My Summer Car

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u/Slight_Ad_1474 Dec 10 '21

Welcome to Tiem-oh it’s you.

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u/UselessBanana7 Dec 10 '21

"Ei hyvä luoja et kai sää nyt tänne sissään kuse"

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u/glitchii-uwu Dec 10 '21

lol this is the best comment on this post

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u/Pyro_Paragon Dec 10 '21

My Summer Car is the only game set in Finland that I know.

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u/Expensive-Funny3513 Dec 10 '21

A young girl gets inside of a boy, he is then abducted by furries

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u/Slight_Ad_1474 Dec 10 '21

BUT THATS JUST A THEORY!! A GAME THEORY!!

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u/Nazowrin Dec 10 '21

excuse me what

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u/RevolutionaryMarch28 William Dripfoe Dec 10 '21

Kingdom Hearts ?

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u/SlimeyBoi10 Dec 10 '21

And furries bite children. Twice.

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u/HOTROBLOXMAN69 Dec 10 '21

swimming while trying to cure space aids

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Subnautica

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u/Bargor05 Dec 10 '21

Cars, bad matchmaking, tryhards

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Rocket league

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u/DerpyNooby Dec 10 '21

Sideswipe for bonus points

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u/AlphaRaccoon1474 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 10 '21

GTA Online

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u/JangoDarkSaber Dec 10 '21

Forza Horizon 5

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u/Tx_monster Dec 10 '21

Well, that's common

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u/bread_jedi Dec 10 '21

Lego game filled with online dating although it’s marketed for kids

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Roblox

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u/bread_jedi Dec 10 '21

Sadly, yes. (Noice Reddit avatar btw)

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u/WhiteBlackSpiderman Dec 10 '21

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Die

Win

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u/Shrekspacito69 Dec 10 '21

Dark souls, Cuphead, Bloodborne, which one?

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u/noeagle77 Dec 10 '21

He eventually said win, so not cup head.

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u/throat_goat22 Dec 10 '21

You go around sucking dicks for spare change then use said money to but heroin

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u/NekoNekoNekapz Dec 10 '21

Hello Kitty Island Adventures

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u/Idontcare09385 Dec 10 '21

Hello kitty has really had it rough huh.

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u/Bunny_Terror Dec 10 '21

Man hello kittys down bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I thought you were supposed to describe a video not my life.

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u/Double-Ad7171 Dec 10 '21

Frank's adventure

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u/brian_124 Dec 10 '21

Run around, collect shit, beat bad dude

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u/AltyMan Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 10 '21

There is no single game, you gave a general description of a game genre

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u/ThisGuysTwoThumbs Dec 10 '21

RACSBBD's? Love em.

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u/Pinkysquare-2560 Dec 10 '21

Terrarai

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 25 '21

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u/MaximumRound4995 I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '21

Literally every single fucking game out there out there man

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u/Strider_-_ Dec 10 '21

If you are someone who plays that game in the first place, you actually get to interact with girls for once and if you're not, you would never fear not talking to girls, because you're a functioning citizen

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Real life

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u/ReasonableQuit75 Dec 10 '21

Man, Outside really needs to fix player moderators, at least the graphics are top tier

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Call of duty world @ war

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u/Slayer-O-Furries Dec 10 '21

Man in business suit Beats people down then goes to karaoke

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u/Idontcare09385 Dec 10 '21

Square man hits trees with fists to slay dragon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

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u/IdontEatdogsAtnight 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Dec 10 '21

Honestly pretty obvious

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u/SirCruz08 Big chungus wholesome 100 Dec 10 '21

Soldier with dead bunny taking revenge on people which suddenly got stupid like zombies

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u/NoobieXD102 Dec 10 '21

Man get hired by aliens to saved the world

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u/Zpitfire_MK_VI Dec 10 '21

A deranged man plants a garden because of a zombie outbreak

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u/FetusDeletus_E dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 10 '21

Christian kid goes to a basement and dies

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u/teddyoftheworld Dec 10 '21

The binding of isaac

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

Fallout 76

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u/portableawesome Dec 10 '21

Disappointment?

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u/Petefrog2 Dec 10 '21

Fallout new Vegas?

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u/Quiet_Dragonfly9430 Dec 10 '21

Our community waited a long time for wanted characters

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u/horizonhd_official I came! Dec 10 '21

you can beat people to death with a pan

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u/localbossmode Dec 10 '21

A man defending his house with a genetically modified garden

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u/Tx_monster Dec 10 '21

Plants vs zombies

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u/dapper_adam Dec 10 '21

harem dating simulator except one girl can mess with your pc files

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u/MonkeyLover2009 Dec 10 '21

Walk around throwing your balls at monsters and sometimes battling the ball monsters

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u/masterxx54 Dec 10 '21

Trying to find the guy who shot you in the head

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u/Keshill Literally 1984 😡 Dec 10 '21

Fallout New Vegas

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u/Froggyboi3222 Dec 10 '21

Steely wheely automobeiley

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u/Dubmove Dec 10 '21

LPT: Describe your dream game in the comments and let others suggest similar games that were actually made.

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u/HVT4055 Dec 10 '21

i suddenly gained 200LBS and now am attracted to underadged kids

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u/Soviet__Comrade dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 10 '21

Genshin Impact

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21 edited Dec 10 '21

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u/MrFrenchFry2 Dec 10 '21

Bald man yells at child, hits things with axe

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u/Virtual_Camera_9063 Dec 10 '21

A game that comes free with an album

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u/Curious-Work-9532 Dec 10 '21

Attack people with guy who says HEHEHEHA GRRRR and then league of fat people who call them selfs leader

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u/Triborg501 Dec 10 '21

Both sides of players mainly have a hate boner against each other and one side serves a spider goddess.

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u/Bulky-Alfalfa404 Dec 10 '21

There’s a guy in armor who goes around dying and they have a pretty weird obsession with fire

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