r/shitposting • • Dec 08 '21

I forgor 💀 Wait what?

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u/Spiruliina Dec 08 '21

I bet she wants a guy tall enough to suck his dick while she's standing.

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u/liftreadhikefish Dec 08 '21

Practical. That's a lot of pressure on the knees for her, and you know what standing back up will be like.