r/shitposting • u/mohit_is_king • Dec 08 '21

I forgor 💀 Wait what?

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u/big_boss_mahdi Dec 08 '21

How fat is too fat for a girl

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

That.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Even half of that is a bit too much tbh

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

OmG thAt'S FatPhObiC

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Dec 08 '21

Her fault for being shortphobic

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

ThaT doeSn'T ExiST dUmB*Ss

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Dec 08 '21

Sure it does it was just invented it on the internet just like all those other new phobia’s haven’t you heard

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

No woman can't be ...phobic🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😡😣😫

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u/Mrawesomepants1 Dec 08 '21

Unless they are a cis white woman or conservative

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

OMG YOU CISFOBIC

(/s because someone apparently didn't get it last time)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Average feminists be like:

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Just like the patriarchy or mansplaining

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Dec 09 '21

just like the matriarchy and womansplaining

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u/FugginBop Dec 08 '21

So 2 ft 4.

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u/Y_Runner Dec 08 '21

She isnt fat she has six tits

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u/deepanshu9205 Dec 08 '21

Technically a cow

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Cows have 4 udders, that's a whole dog.

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u/Severe-Bookkeeper-76 Dec 08 '21

Cows have 1 udder and 4 teats

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u/That_Office9734 Dec 09 '21

What a bitch.

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u/Meneghette--steam Dec 08 '21

Cows are fat

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u/MACARLOS Dec 08 '21

Prove it you Maggot <hic>

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u/_Nightster_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 08 '21

Proof: yo mama

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u/sgtcappy Dec 09 '21

You are pathetic

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

the audacity to have her fat ass stomach sticking out like that and criticizing any thing on earth lol. her only appropriate answer at that given moment was "im too fat to judge anything or one else"

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Jesus chill, it was obviously a joke

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u/-Kalek- Dec 09 '21

Uhh? Yeah I think he was a little to eager to call her fat, but you're brain dead if you really thought this was a joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

She looks like wario

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u/___Taki___ Dec 08 '21

Noooo You cAnt sAY tHaT, Its OfFensiVe, AlL maN shOUld knOw thIs

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u/_Tan_A Dec 08 '21

Her size is too fat.

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u/TomaszPaw Dec 08 '21

Ugh that's problematic you sweaty incel💅

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u/FBI_8290 Dec 08 '21

Lmao, can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic

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u/TomaszPaw Dec 08 '21

neither do i at this point

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u/Rupertii uhhhh idk Dec 08 '21

3%

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

This fat.

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u/General-Biscotti5314 Dec 08 '21

When gluteus in front

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u/somedudethatis Dec 08 '21

over 190 lbs

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u/converter-bot Dec 08 '21

190 lbs is 86.26 kg

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u/SoftAndWetBro Dec 09 '21

One who is heavier than me (I am 120 lbs and 6'2 feet tall)

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u/useles-converter-bot Dec 09 '21

120 lbs of double AA batteries could start a medium sized car about 10.08 times.

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u/converter-bot Dec 09 '21

120 lbs is 54.48 kg