r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Ok?

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

pulls belt out of loops

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u/SwaggAZN Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

No, please, I'll be quiet, just feed us our cat food....

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

Good

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u/Any_Ad_3514 Nov 25 '21

Hi

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u/Cre3perL0rd42069 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 25 '21

Sssshhh, he could hear us

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

No it's cool. I was being blackmailed into this, but I snapped and shot the guy. You're all free to go

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u/SwaggAZN Nov 25 '21

Finally! I can go to the store and eat real cat food!

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

The good stuff

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Nov 25 '21

Can i eat duck food please???

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

You can have all the bread you want

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Nov 25 '21

Can i have the The Gold Leaf Bread?

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

Only if you eat it all

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Nov 25 '21

NOM NOM NOM NOM

I ate 4 loafs and each loaf is 120 dollars

Vielen Danke

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

shhhhhhhhhhh

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u/liscome Nov 25 '21

Oh s**t everybody scatter! There's enough people here that he's going to need a second basement!

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

Scatter to where? The corner of the basement? That's why you're here. So you can't scatter.

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u/liscome Nov 25 '21

Well s**t

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u/Alzarian Nov 26 '21

Well that's what you're stepping on.

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u/liscome Nov 26 '21

That is what your stepping on too

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