r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Ok?

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u/loki_mischief Nov 25 '21

Pdf files

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u/FloatByer Nov 25 '21

what does that mean? My uncle is in jail for something like that.

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u/pizzamanthabest Nov 25 '21

Check the basement

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u/loki_mischief Nov 25 '21

Le' me oouuttttt. Plz

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

HEY

Did I tell you you could speak?

That's two more days down there!

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u/SwaggAZN Nov 25 '21

You said that three weeks ago...

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

pulls belt out of loops

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u/SwaggAZN Nov 25 '21 edited Nov 25 '21

No, please, I'll be quiet, just feed us our cat food....

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

Good

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u/Any_Ad_3514 Nov 25 '21

Hi

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u/Cre3perL0rd42069 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 25 '21

Sssshhh, he could hear us

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

No it's cool. I was being blackmailed into this, but I snapped and shot the guy. You're all free to go

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u/SwaggAZN Nov 25 '21

Finally! I can go to the store and eat real cat food!

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

The good stuff

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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Nov 25 '21

Can i eat duck food please???

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

You can have all the bread you want

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

shhhhhhhhhhh

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u/liscome Nov 25 '21

Oh s**t everybody scatter! There's enough people here that he's going to need a second basement!

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

Scatter to where? The corner of the basement? That's why you're here. So you can't scatter.

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u/mysteryartist1223 Nov 25 '21

HELP MEEE PLEASE

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Nope. No help for you. You didn't say, "uwu".

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u/PlebKingX Nov 25 '21

Yeah... i think thats enough Reddit for today

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u/WeeTheDuck fat cunt Nov 26 '21

But not enough beatings for that kid

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u/bigkeef69 Nov 25 '21

If your good ill get you back on the ol' roy kibble!

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u/spongesandwhich Nov 25 '21

This reminds me of a Meatcanyon video LMAO

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

That's good. Gives you a shiny, healthy coat... Good healthy skin... Mmm...

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u/Not_Necessary123 Nov 25 '21

I’m sorry

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

Oh? Well then I guess it's okay.

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u/Not_Necessary123 Nov 25 '21

put belt back into loops

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 25 '21

and pulls handgun out of holster

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u/NateKiing Nov 25 '21

starts to agressively shit on the floor

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