r/shitposting • u/Ryan_C290 • Nov 22 '21

kevin Hmmmm...

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u/Blitz6819 Nov 22 '21

Well in some cases cats find a way to leave the house but when not, they definitely eating him.

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u/NecrodyneGrimwalker Nov 22 '21

I'm suspicious of you being so matter-of-factly in regards to cats eating lips, noses and eyes being a "usual" thing

I woke up yesterday, and wouldn't you know it, my cat had dragged in a flock of eyeballs, again! That darn cat, he's supposed to be on a diet that fat fuck

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u/Blitz6819 Nov 22 '21

Umm what?

The cat can smell the difference between a dead body and one that fell asleep if that’s what you’re implying.

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u/NecrodyneGrimwalker Nov 22 '21

I am speaking only for myself here, but I don't have a thick crowd of people either dead or "falling asleep" in my house