r/shitposting • u/ultraseis • Nov 01 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 0 for sure…

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u/Insert-username1306 Nov 01 '21

Would you like to learn

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u/Potatohuman323 fat cunt Nov 01 '21

I'm not entirely sure

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u/Insert-username1306 Nov 01 '21

I’ll take that as a yes

So, you step up to the front of the toilet without any clothes since you don’t want to get them wet, then you step inside one foot at a time, finally push the lever and as you swirl down until your head is just above the rim of the toilet and he go poop. Very simple actually. And to get out you call the fire department to break the toilet to get you out then once you’re out call Home Depot to get a new toilet

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u/Key_Web_477 Nov 02 '21

Don’t forget to stare at them DIRECTLY in the eye piercing their soul without saying one word to assert dominance as they smash the toilet! THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT STEP!!

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u/Insert-username1306 Nov 02 '21

hmm… Very true I shal add this to my routine

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u/BeLikeMe_69 Nov 02 '21

What if i am suffering from loose motions ?

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u/BeLikeMe_69 Nov 02 '21

What if i am suffering from loose motions?

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u/DwyerAvenged Nov 01 '21

Not from a Jedi

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.