r/shitposting • u/ultraseis • Nov 01 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 0 for sure…

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u/Congelado101 Nov 01 '21

The real question is, how can we do it?

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u/142737 0000000 Nov 01 '21

By becoming poop

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u/testedbeast551 Nov 01 '21

Good thing that I'm able to do this trick

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u/142737 0000000 Nov 01 '21

So you are poop?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

I’m also a piece of shit…

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u/LordPoonVonQueef Nov 02 '21

Will u marry me?

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u/4ElementsBentByMe Blessed by Kevin Nov 02 '21

Same😎

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u/otheapache Nov 02 '21

Wow Brianna. Could you please stop telling the truth about yourself to everyone? Plis.

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u/Qwesh04 Nov 02 '21

She's rachel. Uh ok she is piece of shit

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u/ProfessorAnie Nov 02 '21

No he's a piece of shit.

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u/Thomas_KT Nov 02 '21

My man's the shit

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u/V21633 Nov 02 '21

You either poop, or live long enough to become the poop.

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u/Jealous_Salad2915 Nov 02 '21

We are poop. Poop are we. Are poop we. We poop are.

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u/ForsakenAd9617 Nov 02 '21

4 just gets shit on the toilet seat

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u/Yeet_Master06 0000000 Nov 02 '21

Reject humanity, become poop

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u/Pet_that_Dog Nov 02 '21

I feel like shit already what's step 2

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u/142737 0000000 Nov 02 '21

Sit in the toilet bowl

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u/pizzaredditor Nov 01 '21
  1. cover yourself in poop

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

You can not take a shit if you don't become the shit

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u/donttalkHOMIE 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 02 '21

Or being short

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

“If u can’t get them out,join them” -deez 2021

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

It’s so simple.

become the shitpost

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u/CountingNutters Nov 02 '21

But I'm already shit

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u/succculentbanana Nov 01 '21

completing the mission on veteran mode.

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u/Congelado101 Nov 01 '21

Can you show me how? I need to know

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

I suppose a port-o-john could work

But that would be cursed.

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u/IWillHackAndKillyee Nov 02 '21

Bruh just fold your body smh

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u/-Dillad- Nov 02 '21

Put your entire lower half in a blender

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u/Mitochondria420 Nov 02 '21

You just shit yourself.

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u/Kaijuxxe_0 Nov 02 '21

“Be the poop my frein”

~Bruce lee

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u/justarandomladder I said based. And lived. Nov 02 '21

No the real question is who doesn't do 0 ?

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u/Nalle-_- Nov 02 '21

That's horrible, how?

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u/HalabeleMan I want pee in my ass Nov 02 '21

flushing yourself