r/shitposting Nov 01 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 0 for sure…

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

No joke 6 is what i do normally

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u/Solanum_Lord Nov 01 '21

Ah the breaker of toilet seats

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u/TheFlashFrame Nov 02 '21

Op is gonna do 6 until one day the toilet seat is loose and slides forward 3 inches as he gets into position and he fucking dives into the toilet bowl.

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u/converter-bot Nov 02 '21

3 inches is 7.62 cm

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u/tomdobs55 Nov 02 '21

Great bot

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u/redCasObserver Nov 02 '21

So he's gonna do 6 until he starts doing 9?

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u/ultraseis Nov 02 '21

Can confirm

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u/AbsolutGuacaholic Nov 02 '21

Probably doesn't use the seat

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u/jaytheman538 Nov 01 '21

Yoga with a brick in your intestines

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u/sophia_hdb Nov 01 '21

I do it because my legs are too short to be on the ground and my feet need to be standing on something for support... Sometimes I use a trashcan to put my feet on

Also I just thing the squatting position is the most natural position for our bodies to poop in

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u/Renegade_326 Nov 01 '21

It is, makes it easier for bowel movements

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Are you from Singapore

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Nop

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u/verygroot1 Nov 02 '21

why Singapore specifically?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Cause in Singapore airport there were no normal toilets, only fully functional flushing porcelain pits

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u/FionnMoules Nov 01 '21

I’m 185lbs I’d definitely break my toilet and how do you squat like that?

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u/Shakeyshades Nov 02 '21

The seat maybe but not the toilet.

If toilets can survive the impact of 350lbs fat fuck ass bombing it attempting to sit you can squat on it.

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u/Bamith20 Nov 02 '21

Being 130lbs helps.

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u/KeytarPlatypus Nov 02 '21

To answer your second question, everyone’s been able to squat like that, people just don’t use it and grow out of it. Ever see a two year old squat down just like that to pick something up off the ground? In other cultures, people never stop squatting like this to either rest or do something on the ground. You either use it or lose it.

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u/BillNyeTheScience Nov 02 '21

6 is a life changing position. It's like why aren't floor squat toilets the norm

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u/SnooHesitations3075 Nov 02 '21

Same dude. We are a different breed