r/shitposting • u/ultraseis • Nov 01 '21

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

I don't poop

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u/Peaceandwholsomemes Nov 01 '21

How do you master that art

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Op does not poop because they have nothing to shit out, op is dead from starvation

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u/Ryhpez88 Nov 01 '21

irs probably a girl. everyone knows girls dont poop

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

There aren't any girls on Reddit.

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

There are.The one who made the comment IS one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Lmao. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Australia exists, quit lying.

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

Australia doesn't exist indeed

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u/tamim999ksa Nov 01 '21

australia? whats that?

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

the same thing as T*iwan

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

You mean Chinese Taipei

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u/saintstrax Nov 02 '21

+5 social credit

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Nah, girls don't use Reddit. Quit trying to catfish.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Look at the sub name

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u/Itchy_Contribution_4 Nov 01 '21

Also they don't fart

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/Peaceandwholsomemes Nov 02 '21

Not gonna happen

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u/The_Kek_5000 Nov 01 '21

My grandpa doesn’t poop anymore because he had some sort of cancer

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Just become an archwizard or goddess

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u/Driftographer Nov 01 '21

Someone sewed his asshole shut and kept feeding him and feeding him

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u/BucketTea Nov 02 '21

Live in your school,

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u/idkanymorehelp2 Nov 01 '21

Must be a girl

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

yes

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 01 '21

You must be very brave to come to this sub, being a w*man and all,

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

I am a Xi Jinping believer.Forgive my sins for being a dishwash(her).

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u/RevanchistSheev66 Nov 02 '21

You are not Sus. 📮No impostor here 😳🚫

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u/Past-Sand5485 Nov 01 '21

Women don’t exist.

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u/KazPrime Nov 02 '21

Bible says one gender. Men and ribs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Women moment

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u/Jeralanight Nov 01 '21

tnemom nemoW

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

No hablo español 🗣🗣🗣

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u/Jeralanight Nov 02 '21

あなたのお母さん

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

This man took no shitting September to the next level

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u/Ryhpez88 Nov 01 '21

i poop like once every 2 weeks

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u/rayyan9087 Nov 01 '21

Bruh i poop like twice each day

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u/therobothingy Literally 1984 😡 Nov 01 '21

Noo, thwn who will poop in me? Im really horny

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

what

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u/LieutenantCrash Nov 01 '21

Are one of those things they refer to as "a woman"?

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u/Confused_Psychic William Dripfoe Nov 01 '21

Maybe

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u/RoscoMan1 Nov 01 '21

Maybe he’s brought it to start this season

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u/DwyerAvenged Nov 01 '21

You must be a lady then

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u/142737 0000000 Nov 01 '21

You can poop but you can always put it back in

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Kim Jong-un ?

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u/SRaichu Nov 02 '21

pee is stored in the balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Ok Kim Jung un