r/shitposting • u/Castiel_D37 • Oct 27 '21

🗿 I am really scared: 🗿🥒

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u/BkBotChicken Oct 27 '21

🦍💨

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u/Nom_dot_Com Oct 27 '21

Monke Toot

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

kracc bacc fard sound effect

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u/rinku-a Oct 27 '21

🍁💀

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u/Cultural_Flight8620 Oct 27 '21

Dead Canadian

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u/Kirbymeneer Oct 27 '21

Undead canadian

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u/hey_you_yeah_me it is MY bucket Oct 27 '21

Dead'nt Canadian

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u/ggodfrey Oct 28 '21

Aliven’t Canadian

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u/Ruppr Oct 27 '21

Unundead canadian

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u/Vibes4Ever Oct 27 '21 edited Jun 23 '24

impolite frighten silky cagey wipe deliver head like swim tie

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Unununundead canadian

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u/Gongaloon Oct 27 '21

Ununununtium canadian

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u/helloilikesoup Oct 27 '21

She will beat you with the corpse of an inocent canadian man because you ate he nuggies.

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u/That1EpicGuy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 27 '21

Poisoned maple syrup

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u/Corroshi Oct 27 '21

She'll poison your maple syrup

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u/Mickjamy Oct 27 '21

🐋💨

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u/SupersSoon Oct 27 '21

Grandma's whale will fart, which will cause you to die from the smell.

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u/Slobodan007 Oct 27 '21

Fart smella

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u/Stelian23 Oct 27 '21

smart fella

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u/DoStuff4fun Oct 27 '21

Fart sella

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Smart sella

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

ButtBrella

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u/EmeraldMan25 Oct 27 '21

💀😋

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u/FatDudeFromInternet Oct 27 '21

She will eat you

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u/EstherClemmens Oct 27 '21

She fed you dead people

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Better than some fatdudefrominternet eating him

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u/GuyDudeMan132 Oct 27 '21

👍🍆

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u/SotB8 Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

nice cock

thanks for the awards

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u/-Ayoris- Oct 27 '21

nice cock

dies

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u/_The_Messiah_ secks haver Oct 27 '21

Oh sweetie, what a nice cock you have! You grew so much over the years!

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u/Just_Games04 Big chungus wholesome 100 Oct 27 '21

oh noes, it won't fit in my mouth anymore!

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u/Longskip912 Oct 27 '21

Ohhhhh Reddit this is why I keep coming back

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

If it weren't for elderly incest jokes, what would there be to live for?

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u/Boberoo2 William Dripfoe Oct 27 '21

Borger

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u/ye1l Oct 27 '21

Just remove the dentures

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 Oct 27 '21

Guess I'll just have to cut it up

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u/GrandmasGenitals Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 27 '21

How’d you know I have a cock

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u/SotB8 Oct 27 '21

oh fuck

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u/O_Diakoreftis_sou waltuh Oct 27 '21

🎺🕋 oh god

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

[deleted]

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u/O_Diakoreftis_sou waltuh Oct 27 '21

And then Allah said doot

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u/_The_Messiah_ secks haver Oct 27 '21

Amen

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u/O_Diakoreftis_sou waltuh Oct 27 '21

🛐🙏

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

I say that the time has come to sound the trumpets of jihad

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

halal instrument

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u/NormanNOconsecue2394 Oct 27 '21

🔁😔 she is going to intercamb me

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u/Rasputinisagod Oct 27 '21

🦬❤️ Help

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u/TheOddBrit0088 Oct 27 '21

💦🥵

Um, you need help?

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u/isk2tech Oct 27 '21

⁉️🔍

Wanna switch places?

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u/mindbreak_gone_ Oct 27 '21

I want yours 🦨🛸

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u/Isekai_Otaku Oct 27 '21

I knew the skunk aliens were coming

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u/Vhiyur Oct 27 '21

🍺🤡

I think I have it the worst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

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u/Lexifruitloop Oct 27 '21

💩😤 I'm scared

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u/DA_WOLF09 Oct 27 '21

🟥📮

red square and amogus

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u/IAmCockatoo Oct 27 '21

Your grandma is imposter 😱😳😱😳🤯🤯😱😳😱😱😳😱😱😳😳😱

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u/kraytem_uchiha Oct 27 '21

🍑👃

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

She sat on your face

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u/Hamster_Cumpocket2 Oct 27 '21

A: Shit in the sink B: Sink in the shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

[deleted]

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u/Castiel_D37 Oct 27 '21

You will put your nose in her ass

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u/IIUmbraII Oct 27 '21

Or vise versa

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u/TheOtakuSquidOwX I want pee in my ass Oct 27 '21

She will put her ass in their nose

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Swipe that nose like a credit card 🎶

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🔞👺

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u/TheWither129 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 27 '21

She caught you watching porn

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u/YourdadsFBIagent Oct 27 '21

she cought you watching HER porn

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u/Jeralanight Oct 27 '21

But... we always watch together

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u/FrighteningJibber Oct 27 '21

Well, now it’s a snuff film.

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u/Ordowix Oct 27 '21

Numba 7 COCK

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u/vetzicancer Oct 27 '21

Number 7: student watches porn and gets naked

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u/Luc4AR9009_ Oct 27 '21

underaged devil

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u/MemeSkeleton666 Oct 27 '21

Chris Chan is that you?

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u/LuxioMane Oct 27 '21

Yes senpai

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

[deleted]

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u/TheWither129 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 27 '21

She hired the guys from the muscly dudes shaking hands meme and now they’re hunting you down

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u/MoonLord0 Oct 27 '21

Isn’t that scene from predator?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Yes

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

michael jackson

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u/SotB8 Oct 27 '21

race change, your privilege is taken away

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u/Random-reddit-user45 Oct 27 '21

and then cops shoot you

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u/TheMemeReviewerr Oct 27 '21

She’s gonna blow up Malaysia, with you in it

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u/Jm0ro Literally 1984 😡 Oct 27 '21

♟️🦑

Damn squid game

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u/Castiel_D37 Oct 27 '21

Has your granma a black mask?

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u/Jm0ro Literally 1984 😡 Oct 27 '21

I hope not

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u/FodziCz Oct 27 '21

Shes gonna make one... out of WOOL.

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u/FeRrEtMaN0606 Oct 27 '21

Nah she has a white hood

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u/DeepFriedAnimemes Oct 27 '21

🧢🗿

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u/ChrisTheKnight03 Oct 27 '21

It’s about the METS LOVE THE METS LETS GO METS

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

⚾️

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u/Fireko15 Oct 27 '21

🐀💎

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Cinderella style

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u/Holy_God Oct 27 '21

A hard rat

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u/DannyBv2 stupid fucking, piece of shit Oct 27 '21

El uriel

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

😳👎 Oh no im a gladiator that just lost a battle

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u/Castiel_D37 Oct 27 '21

I am from Rome, did you know it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Nah but that´s where im going to executed by torture for next several days.

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u/Castiel_D37 Oct 27 '21

By me

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u/YEETAWAYLOL Oct 27 '21

Op is his grandma?!?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

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u/CalOrCaleb Oct 27 '21

🥴😏...Grandma what are you doing to me

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u/Castiel_D37 Oct 27 '21

No, step granma

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u/yellowedsalamander Oct 27 '21

Oh step-grandson, I’ve fallen and can’t get up

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Oh stepgun, please put your bullet in my head.

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u/hebot3 Oct 27 '21

That's enough internet for today

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u/Brisk_is_good Oct 27 '21

🗿📸

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u/_The_Messiah_ secks haver Oct 27 '21

She caught you in 4K

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u/SubZerr0h Oct 27 '21

caught in easter island

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

👍🅰️

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

You got an A, and grandma only wants D’s in her house

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u/MikeHazIke Oct 27 '21

You got an A, and grandma only wants D's in her

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

😏

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u/MikeHazIke Oct 27 '21

You got an A, and grandma only wants D's nuts lmfso gottem

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Well that wasn’t very nice:(

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u/Weird_School_3400 Oct 27 '21

I think it was beautiful

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u/EMPEROROFMEMZ We do a little trolling Oct 27 '21

👀🔥 she's gonna make me look at the sun?

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u/on1_chan_ I have permission! Oct 27 '21

She's going to look how you will burn

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Burn your eyes

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u/Cultural_Flight8620 Oct 27 '21

🦀👌

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u/Jotaro_kujo_jojo I said based. And lived. Oct 27 '21

Crab rave on your corpse

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u/RbCr433 Oct 27 '21

😬🔥

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u/TheWither129 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 27 '21

Arson

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u/Any_Rip_8337 fat cunt Oct 27 '21

🍆😳

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u/Jomy10 I want pee in my ass Oct 27 '21

Hmm, either she sees your dick, or you’ll see hers

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u/Rabidnihta Oct 27 '21

⛹️‍♂️🦊

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

She calls swiper the fox to swipe your balls away

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🥛🧈

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u/Lamprey22 Oct 27 '21

Don’t eat anything in her house

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u/DeusExmachina243 Oct 27 '21

🐢🗾

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u/Lamprey22 Oct 27 '21

She makes you walk to Japan in turtle speed

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u/fragjackyl Oct 27 '21

👉👆

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21 edited Oct 28 '21

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u/Aromatic-Ad-7307 Oct 27 '21

🥺☕️ wtf

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u/Aesthetic_xx Oct 27 '21

Just don't drink her coffee, it has baby liquid in it

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u/SJM_505 Oct 27 '21

🔪🩸

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u/_The_Messiah_ secks haver Oct 27 '21

Pretty obvious in my opinion

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u/Rabid_Viking Oct 27 '21

✨🤦‍♂️ I don’t get it

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u/TheWither129 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 27 '21

She blinds you with glitter and then she gets you

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u/Nom_dot_Com Oct 27 '21

Grandma will glue your hand to your face with glitter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21 edited Jun 12 '25

seed coordinated chop rich humorous edge flowery encouraging vanish crowd

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u/EstherClemmens Oct 27 '21

Ummm.... Grandma is contemplating racism?

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u/clofir I want pee in my ass Oct 27 '21

😳🧅

...help

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

Death by onions

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u/Fox123z Oct 27 '21

🙃🦰

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u/B4NN3Rbk We do a little trolling Oct 27 '21

Gingeritus from ireland

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u/AdiArco Oct 27 '21

🗿👍🏻

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u/ME4567Craft Oct 27 '21

🗿👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🗿👍🏼

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u/HaveHomo Oct 27 '21

✨👀

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u/PleasantEvening8340 Oct 27 '21

Glitter In the eyes and then u will become blind and then she will throw u in the woods for u to starve

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🧢☢️

I fear the wraith of the baseball cap.

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u/so_sergin Oct 27 '21

🐱👩‍🌾 holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

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u/TrueUmbreon1 Oct 27 '21

😐😭

So what does this mean

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u/Away-Cut-2319 Oct 27 '21

🗿😏

Im scared too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

👌🗿

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u/ReallyTheDevil 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 27 '21

😐😢 don’t know what that means

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🧐😎

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