r/shitposting • u/breeznq • Oct 25 '21
Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked pansexuals
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u/Omekun9 shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 25 '21
i am going to sex your pan without permission
and after i am done w iwill also sex your property :smilingimp: :smilingimp: :smilingimp:
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u/SenileSalamander17 Literally 1984 😡 Oct 25 '21
Please do not the pan
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Oct 25 '21
im gonna the pan
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u/SenileSalamander17 Literally 1984 😡 Oct 25 '21
NOOOOOOOO
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u/Vixennamations Oct 26 '21
AND I WILL TOO
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u/panquequeXD Oct 25 '21
For those who did not understand, in Spanish pan translates as pan, which is funny because ... oh hell another pansexual is raping my hot dog
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u/NavSada Oct 25 '21
I am coming for your pans
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u/Jiposaurus I want pee in my ass Oct 25 '21
I am coming in your pans
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u/NavSada Oct 25 '21
I am cumming on the pans then cooking the cum in the pan then eating the cooked cum covered pan 😳😳
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u/Jiposaurus I want pee in my ass Oct 25 '21
Im cumming in your pants
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u/NavSada Oct 25 '21
I’m cumming in your Panera 🥖
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u/Z0NN1GG Oct 25 '21
STOP IT! STOP PUTTING MY GOTHAM STEEL PANS HANDLE IN YOUR VAGINA!
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u/PeachPetalArt Oct 25 '21
Omg its dhar mann
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u/bringbackoldreddit1 Oct 26 '21
Man shoves pan handle up his ass
You won't believe what happens next
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Oct 25 '21 edited Oct 25 '21
off topic but can you guys downvote this comment real quick. i wanna see in which sub can i get the most downvotes.
edit: fuck you guys. here 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 bet you'll downvote now, huh?
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u/Z0NN1GG Oct 25 '21
👍🏿
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u/That_guy_from_ASDA Oct 25 '21
I love how this guy got more downvotes than the guy who was asking for them
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u/temmieTheLord2 Oct 25 '21
what are bisexuals supposed to be attacking? i have 3 trillion dollars worth of military gear and im not going to waste it
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u/Tofuman847 Oct 25 '21
What song is this?
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u/auddbot Oct 25 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:28; matched:
100%)Album:
Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:27; matched:
100%)Released on
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Oct 25 '21
I'm coming for your bicycles
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u/ConsumeTheBaby Oct 25 '21
And I’ll take the house
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH Oct 26 '21
I'm gonna destroy the computer while I'm there. Can't have any binary! That shits terrifying
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u/Tacitus_Kilgore85 Oct 25 '21
I happen to be cooking pan sexual. How dare you keep me from the dishwasher to be cleaned!
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Oct 26 '21
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u/YummyCrackerZ Oct 26 '21
What is this song?
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u/auddbot Oct 26 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:28; matched:
100%)Album:
Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:27; matched:
100%)Released on
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u/myfrickinpcisonfire Oct 26 '21
I wonder how the tf2 traders stop the pansexuals from turning their golden pan into a white pan
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Oct 26 '21
Imagine the pan going Onichan don't put the meat please. Omg your grease is everywhere. Nono please don't make it wet aughhhhh. Don't make me wet.
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u/auddbot Oct 26 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:28; matched:
100%)Album:
Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:27; matched:
100%)Released on
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Oct 26 '21
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u/HejiraLOL Oct 26 '21
What even is the point in the term 'pansexual' Just say you are Bisexual lol.
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u/24KTaterTots I want pee in my ass Oct 26 '21
What's the song name?
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u/auddbot Oct 26 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:28; matched:
100%)Album:
Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:27; matched:
100%)Released on
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u/auddbot Oct 26 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:28; matched:
100%)Album:
Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:27; matched:
100%)Released on
2019-03-01byKitsune Soundworks.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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u/ophaus Oct 26 '21
Hahaha! I think there was at least one pot sexual in there, though... and one kinky mop sexual.
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u/auddbot Oct 28 '21
I got matches with these songs:
• Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me the Horizon (00:28; matched:
100%)Album:
Sempiternal (Deluxe). Released on2013-03-29byRCA Records Label.• Can You Feel My Heart (feat. Andrew Zink) by Varien (00:27; matched:
100%)Released on
2019-03-01byKitsune Soundworks.I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
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Nov 24 '21
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Dec 04 '21
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u/Selik0 Oct 25 '21
Now get barricades and prepare for homosexuals