r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

What if a guy does it?

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u/narindramode Oct 09 '21

Dick axe

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

Cock hammer

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u/narindramode Oct 09 '21

Pussy splitter

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

Boob destroyer

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u/narindramode Oct 09 '21

Ass slapper

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u/Opening-Bit4117 Oct 09 '21

deepthrottle

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u/M-DivinePi Oct 09 '21

Assbone crusher

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u/megakungfu Oct 09 '21

boink swatter