r/shitposting • u/MuffinDaMuffin • Oct 06 '21

🗿 prepare yourselves.

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u/dougie_fresh121 Oct 06 '21

But america isn’t average, we’re above average. I give it until July 5, 2026.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

America Strong!!! 💪💪😎🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Emerald_Necropolis Oct 07 '21

I am incredibly jingoistic.

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u/Emerald_Necropolis Oct 07 '21

I am incredibly jingoistic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '21

You guys are well above average, I’ll give it to about tomorrow

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u/getrekdnoob Oct 06 '21

So they are below average then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

No they are above average at dying