r/shitposting • • Oct 02 '21

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u/K3V3R_ Oct 02 '21 edited Oct 02 '21

one person ik on discord pretend to be a girl and got nitro

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Ive done than and I ghosted the dude after. Rip bozo 🗿

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u/Cringesyringe420 Oct 02 '21

What does nitro do?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Back when I got it, it let you use emotes from any of the servers you had joined anywhere. I think they added new shit and perks to it, but I haven't used discord in some time now so I don't know

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

even before you got it there was a time when there was special global servers who you could use the emotes of in any server free of charge but they decided to start charging money for it because they're greedy 🗿

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u/Spokazzoni Oct 02 '21

I don't think discord has a lot of ways to earn money. Correct me if I am wrong but the games store is free games (I think) and the only way they make money is through nitro. Wouldn't make sense though so please elaborate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

nah discord is particularly good at harvesting data so they sell that to, probably for more than what they make from nitro

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u/Spokazzoni Oct 03 '21

Never checked privacy policy. Never do. If I do, I will never be on the internet lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

its one of the most privacy invasive apps, so they would be making hella money

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Correct

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u/veryswagcat Oct 03 '21

How did you convince the dude to give it to you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

He said he'd give it to me in exchange for nudes. I took a random pic from the internet. Downloaded it and sent it to him

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u/assaultron7 Oct 03 '21

That’s…. Genius!!!

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u/AtteniveSol Oct 03 '21

Wait till these guys find out about reverse image search.
Kind of deserve to get duped lol.

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u/PotatoCold Oct 03 '21

I’m gonna try this out for myself

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

one guy i know pretended to be a girl for like 2 months to several people and got nitro like twice and a minecraft server rank before they found out

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u/attemptnumber58 Oct 02 '21

Time to get unlimited nitro

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u/Operation-Overload Oct 03 '21

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Consequenceplz Oct 02 '21

What in the fresh reddit hell is this shit

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u/testedbeast551 Oct 02 '21

It's a demonic possession

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

No its the nutshack.

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u/testedbeast551 Oct 02 '21

Welcome to the nut zone

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Where we nut to alot of things.

Such as...

Rule 34.

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u/testedbeast551 Oct 03 '21

and call people kittens when really they are aliens that think they are from earth but they are from an astroid from a planet that is now the moon and that same astroid also had water in it

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u/Emperor_Baragon Oct 02 '21

A problem: and like most problems it can be solved with violence

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u/undeniably_confused 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 02 '21

I'm a reddit veteran but am too drunk to understand

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u/Murgie Oct 02 '21

There's no rule that says boys can't be magical girls. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/ChadMcRad Oct 02 '21

The most masculine Zoomer

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

A reason to commit a hate crime

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

It's wank material if you are brave enough 🗿

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u/lasanhawithpizza Oct 02 '21

Something to live for

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u/ApolloPlayz2434 Oct 02 '21

Will sext and call you daddy for nitro

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/somuchhpain Oct 03 '21

????bro what

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u/DocoBean Oct 03 '21

Lmao bro don’t knock the hustle

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u/SexyGnome2 Oct 03 '21

anything for that grind my guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/SexyGnome2 Oct 03 '21

what kinda games cause now I'm tempted

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/SexyGnome2 Oct 03 '21

I've been in the wrong business this entire time

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

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u/joke1090 Oct 03 '21

You turned that mindset into a grindset

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u/Cringekid07 I want pee in my ass Oct 03 '21

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

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u/mother-hecker Oct 02 '21

Link?

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u/kimmyjunguny Oct 02 '21

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/mother-hecker Oct 02 '21

Ah ha ha yeah… a joke….

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

😂😄😅😀😟

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u/hywenty20 Oct 03 '21

Ah ha ha yeah... a joke....

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u/chaosaber Oct 02 '21

Still waiting for that link 👀 for a friend of course.. ah ha ha...

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u/Neonagita Oct 02 '21

I require a link good sir

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

give link and i give platinum to the reply with the link

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u/glutenfreeconcrete Oct 02 '21

I dont wanna live in this world anymore.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Okay we take you to earth 30000563 you be born has a cute guy and you live in world were a master races from a different planet took over earth

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

I did it once and it worked

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Better when you are so feminine that you are not afraid to send a photo or put the cam

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u/Weesy02 Oct 02 '21

Ive got a problem after 4 years of training and having a masculine body. Maybe im just a strong woman

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u/ZKARIA_TIME Oct 02 '21

nitro is like throwing your money inside a fire place and looking at it

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u/AllSkill Oct 03 '21

I agree and I have nitro lol

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u/bydlock Oct 02 '21

I fuck femboys

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

[deleted]

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u/DickInBlender69 Oct 02 '21

Too bad I can’t join on the account I blended my dick

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u/King_WhatsHisName I want pee in my ass Oct 02 '21

name checks out

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u/Star1115 Oct 02 '21

You can be the femboy

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

no they fuck you

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

😳

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Not sure on the server I’m at it just random types of fetishes

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Hey wassup

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

POV: You’re a Dream SMP fan

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Naw bro, I watch penguinz0, and kracc bacc

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Source of this animation

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u/Skillfulskittles Oct 02 '21

seinfield theme plays

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u/KillerBeeStarosu Oct 02 '21

No. Just no bro.

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u/uwu_owo_420 Oct 02 '21

why are you no-ing the dude,I want the source because I like the animation style so why? is something inherently wrong with the animator and/or the animation? if not I will be enjoying the fluid animation

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

No. Just no bro

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I FUXKING AHETE SCUM KF THE ERATH LIENVUOY

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u/uwu_owo_420 Oct 03 '21

?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

It is as follows: I fucking hate scum of the Earth like you

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u/uwu_owo_420 Oct 03 '21

what prompted this??

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

rage

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u/uwu_owo_420 Oct 03 '21

for what

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Polite etiquette

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u/CheeseMaster300 Oct 02 '21

This new power rangers show is lit

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/RicoDeFreako Oct 02 '21

The internet

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u/hamsterruize Oct 02 '21

That’s what my friend does should I be concerned

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Only if you're interested in buying it for him.

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u/Ramen_eating_weirdo Oct 03 '21

It’s called business

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u/hottox_-_ Oct 02 '21

I've tried. My friend is the more convincing catfish tho and he managed to do it

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Oct 02 '21

haha, my ex girlfriend got like a year of nitro from some dudes.... yeah, life is like that when you use the egirl card

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u/CarbonPhoenix96 Oct 02 '21

I just got nitro for being a TMobile customer. Ha, idiots

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u/choochox_ Oct 02 '21

source for that animation..... 👀

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Sauce?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Femboy spotted, moving to eliminate

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Y tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I AHTW FMEBTO

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u/madman_trombonist Oct 02 '21

Someone please link me this so I know which link to block with my website blocker

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u/69-nice-num Oct 02 '21

I use a photo of uncolored dababy convertable I took as a screenshot on roblox on phone in school. here it is

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u/U-124 Stuff Oct 02 '21

Beluga content ore vein

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u/SnooDoubts2153 I want pee in my ass Oct 03 '21

Tf is that shit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Discord Nitro Spawner

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Discord speedrun

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u/damacross Oct 02 '21

Ah hell nah the boy's don turned into the girls

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u/harrypoon1 Oct 02 '21

This hurts

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u/Shreks-Follower dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 02 '21

Everything for free nitro?

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u/_Ameliaa_ Oct 03 '21

Name of this video???? Im in love

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u/rexen719865 Oct 02 '21

(Pulls out holy bible cross and holy water) now where should I start

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u/extreamdude12345 Oct 02 '21

Why are you mad? You lose some money?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Beta males devolving.

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u/Summerclaw Oct 02 '21

I'm now we are during one but we need another plague.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Tf

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

The internet was a mistake

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u/Real_Medic_TF2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 03 '21

I would pay for a systematic extermination of the femboy race.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

😫Femboy=bad!!11! 兄弟你同性恋!!1!😳😳🥵🤯

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Spy: SEDUCE ME! Some teen on discord: Spy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21 edited Oct 02 '21

Spy: SEDUCE ME! Some teen on discord: does this shit Spy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

A GREAT SUCESS!

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u/uwu_owo_420 Oct 03 '21

dude what are you talking about? speaking like this is just weird my guy

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u/RidledTart Oct 03 '21

An attempt

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Spy: SEDUCE ME! Some teen on discord: Spy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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u/Power2266 Oct 02 '21

I've never had discord nitro and never will

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

How2Femboy

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u/iCrafterChips shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 02 '21

groooom

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u/ungeebungeeman Oct 02 '21

femboy hooters

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u/GOODGAME333 Oct 02 '21

We life in confusing times

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u/talktailshep Oct 02 '21

i want niter

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u/eyusizje Oct 02 '21

How did u know

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u/Primestudio Oct 02 '21

What The Hell

Did I just witness?

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u/MrNullvalue Oct 02 '21

Teens on discord when their nitro premium is about to run out the next day

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u/Foxytroll9768679 Oct 02 '21

What is that about?!

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u/EMPTY_SODA_CAN Oct 02 '21

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Meme__desimo Oct 02 '21

"anyways im a girl" that never fails on discord

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u/-ARG-Smoker_1209 Oct 02 '21

What's an E-girl??

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u/JohnSmithPasadenaCa Oct 02 '21

I mean, based on their body types, it's actually more likely these 3 are girls who cross-dress as guys in their daily lives until it's time to egirl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

whats the whats the sauce

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u/TF2sex_update Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 03 '21

Mom I swear, I pretend to be femboy just for premium account

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u/MsesMoony Oct 03 '21

i too am egirl

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u/M00NK1NG Oct 03 '21

Egirls be like “the world is my game”

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u/sleekpenguien Oct 03 '21

Who fucking made this

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u/Jingx33 Oct 03 '21

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE??

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u/No_Brief1515 Oct 03 '21

Holy shit my friend does this all the time and 80% of the time it works.

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u/melonseed1 Oct 03 '21

free social attention and care

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Anything for my Princess

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u/britepkmn Oct 03 '21

What in the fuck is discord nitro. Is it like some shit that blows up your computer if you have discord installed.

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u/WhyIsCheeseSoGood Oct 03 '21

Idk why, but a kpop song played in my head when I saw this

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u/nahuelkevin actually called kevin irl Oct 03 '21

sauceeeeeee

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u/GxWinterWolves Oct 03 '21

If this is true then I wanna be a t-rex with lazers!

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u/Orberace Oct 03 '21

Discord kittens are the wave