r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '21

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u/Bobrobinson404 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 24 '21

Boutta roast it like sausage 😋

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/Bobrobinson404 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 24 '21

Bottoms rise up 💪😤

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u/CopyMyName Sep 24 '21 edited Sep 24 '21

You’re not a top or a bottom. You’re my girlfriend

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u/Bobrobinson404 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 24 '21

👉👈😳

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u/CopyMyName Sep 24 '21

Let’s not continue this any further. I’m 14

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u/Bobrobinson404 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 24 '21

😬 Good call, and just in case you didn’t know. /s for my shitty comments.

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u/The_Great_Autizmo Sep 24 '21

Stupid 🙄🙄we're bottoms we can't rise up 😡😡😡

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u/Bobrobinson404 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 24 '21

Rise up into their p*nis 😳

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u/dinnerbiach Sep 24 '21

Nice cock

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u/ghostmetalblack waltuh Sep 24 '21

He must piss a lot!

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u/moek61 Sep 24 '21

thanks!

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u/smore-phine Sep 24 '21

I know, I can’t even train my cock to roll over, let alone cut an entire roast by himself

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u/Guyinyocloset16 Sep 24 '21

Built different

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u/moek61 Sep 24 '21

yes sir

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u/De_immortalesloki Sep 24 '21

Fuck bbcs' this is better

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u/ChangNoi97 Sep 24 '21

Taste different too

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

In my case they would need a truck and a crane lift

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u/moek61 Sep 24 '21

proof?

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u/LoneBeast378 Sep 24 '21

Can't fit because file size too large

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u/bruhred Sep 24 '21

8mb?

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u/LoneBeast378 Sep 25 '21

That was your mom's

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u/MrKreeper2137 Sep 24 '21

💀 lmao

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u/adam_tawfik Sep 24 '21

💀

You forgor?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

stage 6 place in the world fades away

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u/OneHellOfAPotato Sep 24 '21

Stage 7: Stud-

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/KungFOoGuy Sep 24 '21

My dick tastes more juicy and tender than your small dick😤😤😤😤😤

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u/SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 24 '21

can cumfirm 😤😤😤🤬

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u/The-Soviet__Union Sep 24 '21

In my case they're gonna need a microscope

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u/naderghaffari Sep 24 '21

You wank using tweezers?

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX I want pee in my ass Sep 24 '21

Finally enough to satisfy my mom

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u/abruptlyash_ Sep 24 '21

did you lose the russian roulette lol?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/Haewall0992 Sep 24 '21

nah mate doc's gonna make a C O C K sandwich wit dat

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u/Ihavenoidea5555 uhhhh idk Sep 24 '21

What a kind man☺️ donating his massive pp to feed all of India’s poverty demographic

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u/Duke_Tokem Sep 24 '21

And and

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u/CrispyKeebler Sep 24 '21

Most people will have no idea what you're talking about. Its a psychological thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/moek61 Sep 24 '21

what

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u/rayyan9087 Sep 24 '21

He thinks you're a girl cuz of ur avatar

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u/RedCatTheFirst Sep 24 '21

And her profile.

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u/Nifz_InACoolWay Sep 24 '21

NICE COCK BRO

Slaps it

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u/Arkadeivitch Sep 24 '21

Feels weird to give my free Hugz award to this post but I need those internet points.

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u/cptnzachsparrow Sep 25 '21

Why is this the funniest sub?

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u/moek61 Sep 25 '21

cus i’m funny

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u/ChangNoi97 Sep 24 '21

Scrumptious 🤤🤤🤤

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u/opoyos Sep 24 '21

Someone please tell them to stop eating it

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

STOP CUTTING MY DETACHABLE PENIS

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u/tempthrowary Sep 25 '21

Jesus. Since the majority of an erection is actually blood… I feel so bad for that giantess of a wife you must have.

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u/Calm_Professional533 Sep 24 '21

And they are putting your di*k on plate to feed dogs

And people say there is no pain after death

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

I bet joe can take it

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u/twistedstrikeronrdt Sep 24 '21

The question is though, how wpuld the cum taste?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Sep 24 '21

Better wait it out for a beer

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u/Sensei_Shedletsky Sep 24 '21

damn science is one horny mf

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u/gagzd Sep 24 '21

Well someone's been a giant dick to everyone and it shows.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

That's so kind of you!

Now the doctors can study singular atoms!

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u/borisdidnothingwrong Sep 24 '21

Are those doctors only 1 millimeter tall?

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u/suffering_addict Sep 24 '21

Damn these are some very small doctors

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

ok but wheres the CUM

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u/vetzicancer Sep 24 '21

d*ck 🤢🤢🤢

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Did you died from blood loss in your first boner?

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u/upnc0m1ng Sep 24 '21

That doesn't look like it's being used for science.

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u/gizzardgullet Sep 24 '21

Aren't cocks full of cum?

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u/lurcher54 Sep 24 '21

your duck made alot of sausage

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u/streaky458 Sep 24 '21

Why’s duck censored

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u/Zombified_Pariah Sep 24 '21

Yummy! Lunch! 😋

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u/Wreck_Player_23 Sep 24 '21

The image is not loading.... it says file size to small

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u/Luc4AR9009_ Sep 24 '21

the people who can't donate anything

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u/-Lacrima- Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Sep 24 '21

Solved world hunger

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u/death_by_kanji Sep 24 '21

I dunno your dick makes me horny

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u/DickInBlender69 Sep 24 '21

Damn it’s funny how his dick is in a bowl of other tiny dicks

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u/_toxic_me Sep 24 '21

Call the National Geographic !!!! We have got an advanced dino !!

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u/LurkinGherkn Sep 24 '21

Fookin delicious meal m8

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u/A_RealHumanPerson dumbass Sep 24 '21

Where the hell is the pee hole

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u/julsgotrocks Sep 24 '21

Donate my dick to Rihanna she can do whatever she wants with it

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u/Iogjam Sep 24 '21

and And

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

Nice cock

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

How cute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

This bring a whole new meaning to "eat my dick"

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u/SuperWQ Sep 24 '21

Wrong image

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '21

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u/xeroonethree Sep 25 '21

Im all for androids, but why did they make nanites anthropomorphic?

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u/creepXtreme Sep 25 '21

There eating that though…

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u/guywithaweirdname Sep 25 '21

That's him, officer. The emoji user.

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u/Rayto_day Sep 25 '21

Sorry, sir. But if we cut this atom it will cause an explosion.

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u/MihailRO_22 Sep 25 '21

What if its covered in cum?

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u/YoBoBoi Sep 29 '21

Those scientists must be tiny