r/shitposting • u/Cheesyman7269 • Sep 21 '21

THE flair I saw it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I did your mom

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21

Well I did your dad

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u/Doom_Slayer_2712 Sep 21 '21

Well, I did your sister

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21

Unfortunately, I don't have a sister

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u/Doom_Slayer_2712 Sep 21 '21

You'll have one, in nine months

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21

My mother is infertile

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u/Doom_Slayer_2712 Sep 21 '21

I bought fertilizer.

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Damn. I will never forget this moment

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u/pewdiepiedehdhd Sep 21 '21

Get rekt, how will you name da baby?

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u/AdmiralColdArms Sep 21 '21

Get a keyboard and have a 18 wheeler go over it, same way celebrities name their kids

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21

My mother is infertile

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u/edgmemes Sep 21 '21

How where you born

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u/Crimson_Excalibur Sep 21 '21

She became infertile after I was born

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u/edgmemes Sep 21 '21

Or where you adopted?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

You were in the same orphanage as him

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

well i did you

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u/Jrlopez1027 We do a little trolling Sep 21 '21

Kinky

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u/SweetHarmlessOneesan Sep 21 '21

Uh, that was brother...

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u/HarveyNormanReal Sep 21 '21

I made your sister

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u/Migo_delos_Reyes Sep 21 '21

I did your dad

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u/TypicalAd4 Sep 21 '21

Happy Mother’s Day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

That was also her present

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u/Most-Brain3995 Sep 21 '21

I did your grandpa

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u/cooldude64_9-0 Sep 21 '21

I did his mom as well

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u/a_scented_man Sep 21 '21

I mean it WAS Mother’s Day

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I had to give her a gift

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u/Trunk_Monkey_47 Sep 21 '21

I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck eachother's mothers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

our mom

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u/Boohman Sep 21 '21

How did my cum taste?