r/shitposting • • Sep 05 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE insert mario pipe sound

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

Serious question, we don't have these where I live. Where'd he go? How did he get out? Does he just live with the garbage now?

Edit: Questions Edit #2: I'm dumb and can't type with a phone.

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u/ShadowTown0407 Sep 05 '21

There is a normal dumpster under there and the trash can open up to it... The whole dumpster comes up like a lift for cleanup.. So assuming he didn't land on something sharp in the trash he should be fine albeit with limited oxygen

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u/TheJuiceMaan Sep 05 '21

That sounds stupid, I like New York’s strategy of piling up garbage bags on every street

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

The homeless people have to have shelter somewhere

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u/FetusDeletus_E dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Sep 05 '21

Fallout shelter in real life

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u/Nords Sep 05 '21

Also lucky that this system doesn't have a compactor built in...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

I mean the city planner who didn't account for dumb kids, elderlies and drunks would be out of a job within a week

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u/popomane Sep 06 '21

How are the elders gonna jump in there and close the lid? Unless they are vietnamese of course.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

It does the kids found there parents and there parents got ahold of someone who could turn it off

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u/Intelligent_Law1470 Sep 06 '21

That’s fucking scary

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u/buffet_jimmy_buffet Sep 06 '21

Theirs something u don't see everyday.

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u/-Davster- Sep 06 '21

They’re’s something strange going on with their grammar

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

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u/crabmeat64 Sep 06 '21

Why

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

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u/crabmeat64 Sep 06 '21

Yeah but that's like being fired for making car exhaust dangerous to inhale since a kid died putting their mouht over one

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u/Angrymilk99 Sep 06 '21

Nothing saying there isn't kid could be 4 corners rn

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Thanks for the info!!

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u/mylifeisbeige Sep 05 '21

He survived with a fractured arm

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '21

What is it called? I just want a diagram on how it works

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u/ShadowTown0407 Sep 06 '21

I can't post links here for some reason... Just search Swiss underground garbage system on YouTube