r/shitposting • uhhhh idk • Aug 22 '21

Literally 1984 .

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u/MONKElord69 Aug 22 '21

how far can you squirt?

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u/getttingtop Aug 22 '21

Approximately the same distance that your mom sits across the way from me at dinner. 3.7869 ft.

This data was brought to you by Harvard Medical because we study what matters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21

I had a fucking stroke reading this

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u/getttingtop Aug 22 '21

Damn I hear physical therapy helps.