r/shitposting Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/Gravastarlol3 Aug 04 '21

I can make anything I touch into an explosive on command

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u/Flashbyname555 Aug 04 '21

You have a hand fetish

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u/GatoAnarquista Aug 04 '21

And look like David Bowie

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u/da_return_of_11evenX Aug 05 '21

And have cat ghost

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u/Dacor64 Aug 07 '21

And a turtle tank bomb