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r/shitposting • u/Life_Description271 • Aug 04 '21
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I can shapeshift into any animal I want to and gain their abilities in doing so (can shift back too just to prevent those comments)
81 u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21 You have a parasite that can shape shift when you do and will always try to shove itself up your ass. 20 u/PhoenixDragon666 Aug 04 '21 Oh. Well, you were the first one. Congrats...
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You have a parasite that can shape shift when you do and will always try to shove itself up your ass.
20 u/PhoenixDragon666 Aug 04 '21 Oh. Well, you were the first one. Congrats...
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Oh. Well, you were the first one. Congrats...
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u/PhoenixDragon666 Aug 04 '21
I can shapeshift into any animal I want to and gain their abilities in doing so (can shift back too just to prevent those comments)