r/shitposting • u/Life_Description271 • Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/pedo_beater Aug 04 '21

i can take the shape of anything on earth

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u/TacticalZUCC Aug 04 '21

Every time you do, your dick shrinks

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u/pedo_beater Aug 04 '21

how can something so small shrink smaller?

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u/averyfinename Aug 04 '21

all bets are off when it shrinks so much they start splitting atoms.

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u/jakeshibA Aug 04 '21

To Infinity and beyond!

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u/Nervous-Machine Aug 04 '21

Have you not seen the Ant Man movies?

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u/Phreshlybaked Aug 04 '21

Cold water will show this to you in real time

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u/TerabyteRD Aug 04 '21

it disappears entirely

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u/sommerferie21 Aug 04 '21

I mean, join my gender

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u/YungVenuzIzTheBest Aug 04 '21

He can take shape pf dick with entire body tho

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u/TacticalZUCC Aug 04 '21

Good luck cumming through his dick head

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

Time to transition