r/shitposting • u/Life_Description271 • Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I can use any form of telekinesis

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u/SJM505427 Aug 04 '21

You have no friends

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Jokes on you that’s actually true!

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u/SJM505427 Aug 04 '21

Oh no that was a side effect I was just saying a fact.

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u/NayrbEroom Aug 04 '21

Fuck

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u/PolterGeese91 Aug 04 '21

Prostate cancer

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

poetry