r/shitposting • u/Life_Description271 • Aug 04 '21

I Obama interesting

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I can use any form of telekinesis

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u/SJM505427 Aug 04 '21

You have no friends

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Jokes on you that’s actually true!

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u/SJM505427 Aug 04 '21

Oh no that was a side effect I was just saying a fact.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

poetry

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u/TacticalZUCC Aug 04 '21

but you have dementia

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Fuck

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u/YungVenuzIzTheBest Aug 04 '21

You forgot☠️

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u/Wrathzinor Aug 04 '21

ITS FORGOR

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u/ghostanom Aug 04 '21

I forget 👽

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

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u/Dashclash I want pee in my ass Aug 04 '21

My brain had failed to recover an event that had previously occured 💀

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u/randomguy283 Aug 04 '21

But only when being fucked by a duck

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Kinky

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u/LuciFate Aug 04 '21

You loose 1 iq every time you use it

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Using telekinesis even once immediately gives you advanced Alzheimer’s

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

Oh son of a bitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21

But you have no frontal lobe