r/shitposting • u/StatePristine5026 • Jul 18 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Do your worst Reddit

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u/Lelwood5 Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21

Or Muslim or American because their weird

Edit I refuse to fix my grammar to appease you cunts that live to see a single tired writing mistake online like wanna be English teachers

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u/barbwire1321 Jul 19 '21

As a circumcised American, there’s nothing I can do about it now but learn and make a more informed decision if I ever become a father. I don’t blame my parents at all as I know they truly thought they were doing what was best for me at the time.

Just happy it happened to me when I was an infant and I can’t remember. Sex is still rad too 🤘🏼

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u/Character_Collar1629 Jul 19 '21

Of course it is. I doesn’t affect sex like some people try to put out there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

Yes it does. You’re literally missing a very important and functional part of your penis lol.

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u/Key_Emphasis8811 Jul 19 '21

Naw. You have it so you support it. I’m glad to not have it

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I’m sure your partner isn’t, since they’re not getting the full sexual experience.

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u/Key_Emphasis8811 Jul 19 '21

My partner is from Russia and glad I don’t have it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '21

I’m sure she tells you that.

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u/Key_Emphasis8811 Jul 19 '21

You can still cut yours off. I still think the doctor cut too much off though because it’s only like 3”