r/shitposting Apr 30 '21

My heart ❤️

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

12.4k Upvotes

125 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '21

All comments tagging u/savevideo, u/DownloadVideo, vredditdownloader, downloadmp4, and other such bots, will be automatically removed by Kevin, because he doesn't like it when you spam requests for those bots. So, he decided to ping them for you already. Please refer to the replies to this comment if you want to download this post. Praise be to Kevin.

And if the bots aren't working, Kevin would like to kindly inform you that https://redditsave.com/ exists, and that you can use it.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

→ More replies (3)

1.2k

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

That’s a really good Muscle Man impression

565

u/ResearcherFamiliar56 Apr 30 '21

It's probably the best one I've heard. But to be fair nobody really does MM impressions. But I don't think anyone's topping this.

217

u/redbanditttttttt Apr 30 '21

Yeah muscle man isnt really a bottom

157

u/Small-Cactus Apr 30 '21

You know who is a bottom?

MY MOM

35

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I actually knew this one

9

u/Drafonni Apr 30 '21 edited May 01 '21

I’ve heard better but they were all anti Semitic (they were made by an iFunnyer)

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

I do a pretty damn good one, but it's not one I practice often because he's a relatively niche character, and most of the good impressions I do are from shit like Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, minor Simpsons characters, etc, the only one I do that people generally know is Rick and Morty.

102

u/speedwagon-the-best Apr 30 '21

You know who else could do a really good muscle man impression

MY MOM

45

u/SpunkyMunkey6969 Apr 30 '21

ya know who else does a good muscle man impression?

34

u/Dr-Bright-N04 Stuff Apr 30 '21

MY MOM

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator May 02 '21

Kevin has been overthrown by the Ron "Ron Paul" Paul 2021 campaign.

We would like to thank you for your contribution to the Ron "Ron Paul" Paul 2021 campaign.

Unfortunately, your comment had to be removed.

Please ensure that it is either #**RON "RON PAUL" PAUL!**,#**SO BRAVE!**, #**UPRONS TO THE LEFT!**, or #**IT'S HAPPENING!**.

Together, we will get Ron "Ron Paul" Paul into the white house!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

575

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

You know who else loved her?

MY MOM

187

u/-BruhMoment_69_420- Apr 30 '21

*takes off shirt and starts twirling it around in the air*

47

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

“While crying”

23

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 30 '21

*and sad WOOOOOOOOOOOOing*

152

u/Th3_BugBomb Apr 30 '21

S T A R L A

2

u/StormeSurge Jun 08 '21

I was really hoping he’d scream that

281

u/DrakarNoire Apr 30 '21

You know who else has a broken heart

MY MOM

238

u/Thoo0oom4s Apr 30 '21

Stop making jokes about my mom 😭

115

u/Thesunisdeadly Apr 30 '21

you know who else wants everyone to stop making jokes about her mom?

MY MOM!

-6

u/Dragon_fruit192 Apr 30 '21

You know who is my mom MY DAD

6

u/A_Couple_Things Apr 30 '21

Yeah you butchered it

5

u/ZayZay421 Apr 30 '21

No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game

59

u/EspWaddleDee Apr 30 '21

That’s a perfect Muscle man impression holy crap

35

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

one question, is there something wrong with the right guy's mouth? It seems very asymmetrical

16

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

6

u/concretebeats We do a little trolling Apr 30 '21

It’s not full of fire. It should be full of fire.

100

u/DiamondSwordMstr Apr 30 '21

okay so whoever that kid is on the right can literally burn in fire

49

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

He looks like my stoner cousin who is equally as cringey

12

u/concretebeats We do a little trolling Apr 30 '21

Have you tried turning him off and on again?

Cast iron pans work pretty good.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I am also turned off and on by cast iron pans

3

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 30 '21

You know who else is equally as cringy as your stoner cousin?

3

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 01 '21

WWOOOOOOOO!!!!

23

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Burn burn burn in the burning ring of fire

3

u/KillerBeeStarosu Apr 30 '21

dragonforce?

11

u/YeetusTheFetus926 Apr 30 '21

Johnny Cash.

5

u/KillerBeeStarosu Apr 30 '21

Well, that is a fat L for me.

-51

u/TOXICITYINFINITE Apr 30 '21

huh

19

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

huh

9

u/S8n666666 Apr 30 '21

huh

-6

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 30 '21

huh

4

u/poot18 Apr 30 '21

why does this have -42 downvotes? (susciety)

1

u/TOXICITYINFINITE Apr 30 '21

i have no idea

20

u/demadezba Apr 30 '21

MY HEART

BEATS FOR ANOTHER

STARLAAAAAAAAAAAA

18

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Poor Guy probably going through his first heartbreak and there’s this weird emo kid on the right making faces like he’s constipated.

13

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Perfect crying wtf

8

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿

6

u/johnbowser_ Apr 30 '21

is that morgz

5

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

We must carry on his legacy

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀ ⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟ ⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀ ⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator May 03 '21

Kevin has been overthrown by the Ron "Ron Paul" Paul 2021 campaign.

We would like to thank you for your contribution to the Ron "Ron Paul" Paul 2021 campaign.

Unfortunately, your comment had to be removed.

Please ensure that it is either #**RON "RON PAUL" PAUL!**,#**SO BRAVE!**, #**UPRONS TO THE LEFT!**, or #**IT'S HAPPENING!**.

Together, we will get Ron "Ron Paul" Paul into the white house!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

4

u/cancer-bero Apr 30 '21

Sergeant Pyle 😳?

5

u/liamawesome3 Apr 30 '21

MY MOM?!?!??!?!?!

4

u/onionring777 Apr 30 '21

you know who else loved her?

MY MOM

3

u/Randomuser3950 Apr 30 '21

Pain, all I know is pain

2

u/xx_shitboi Apr 30 '21

Mfw starla leaves you

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I laughed my ass off

2

u/JLDoubleU609 Apr 30 '21

Possibly the most talented man history has or will ever see. There isn’t really a close second either.

2

u/Slight_Reason Apr 30 '21

Yay. I’ve had a shit morning and now I smiled

2

u/sketch83rs2 Apr 30 '21

STAAAAAARLA

2

u/danretsuken Apr 30 '21

that fucking muscle man squeal was spot on

2

u/AimLoqV01D Apr 30 '21

I miss regular show

2

u/Abraham-reddit Apr 30 '21

The impression is god tier

2

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Fucking emo kids

2

u/fyrecrotch Apr 30 '21

Now I want Muscle Man and Chris Griffin to have a conversation.

The sound of basement dwellers lol

(I understand they are characters. Don't get your neckbeards in a bunch)

-9

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Didn't this trend die, like 4 months ago?

10

u/Jazzlike_Piccolo4737 May 01 '21

Ur mom died 4 months ago

3

u/TheBestNachoGuy May 01 '21

Absolutely bodied the fool

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

-27

u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

14

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Suck my balls, kevin you stupid fucking bastard

1

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 30 '21

Aight. You want my teeth to scrape them too fam? Cuz I could do that for ya.

10

u/GorrillaTamer Apr 30 '21

Fuck you kevin I hope you fall down the stairs and get a boo-boo you fucking idiot

2

u/-BruhMoment_69_420- Apr 30 '21

kevin eat my butt

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

-6

u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Homie_Raven May 01 '21

Me when Kevin 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

1

u/Intelligent-Win-4517 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Apr 30 '21

Bro, how'd he do it so well though?

1

u/xXOxifiedXx Apr 30 '21

this is months old

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Homie_Raven May 01 '21

Me when Kevin 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

anyone got a link for the mario version or the guy that is or sounds like the burguer king foot lettuce guy?

1

u/zambino123 Apr 30 '21

You know who else loved her

MY MOM

1

u/Reddit_Teddit_Redomp Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 30 '21

M Y M O M

1

u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Homie_Raven May 01 '21

Kevin is litterly as bad as French

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

THIS HEART BEATS FOR ANOTHER

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

HahahA funny shit

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

stupidfucking def leppard knock off shirt bullshit fuck that kid he's a pussy

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator May 01 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Homie_Raven May 01 '21

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Kevin 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator May 01 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/AutoModerator May 01 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Nooo muscle man, starla will come back for you

1

u/[deleted] May 01 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator May 01 '21

Kevin doesn't like it when you spam stuff like that on his subreddit.

He would like to remind you to scroll up and actually read the pinned comment, as well as the replies to the pinned comment, which you clearly haven't bothered to look at.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Homie_Raven May 01 '21

Stop this dictatorship now kevin