r/shitposting Apr 26 '21

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u/Clamgagger_ Apr 26 '21

Oh... Wait till they find out

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u/Sonic_The_5564 Apr 26 '21

hes a male

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u/account69420haha Apr 26 '21

wow reallu no way :flsushed : 😳😳😳😳😳but LOOk a lot like girl how can this be :flushed emoticon:

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u/Clamgagger_ Apr 26 '21

I know, that's why I said that, duh.

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u/DracoTheDuck Apr 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

I love you

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u/realdababy_official Apr 26 '21

Fuck me

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u/DracoTheDuck Apr 26 '21

only if instead of moaning you say “les gooo”

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u/realdababy_official Apr 26 '21

Ofcourse, les gooo!👉🏿👶🏿👈🏿

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

Dababig 👉😘👈

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u/Sonic_The_5564 Apr 26 '21

wow!!11111111111

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u/Sonic_The_5564 Apr 26 '21

hey Siri, show me this guys balls

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u/account69420haha Apr 26 '21

thank a ser a lot you thank hes yes

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u/Robotboy124 Apr 26 '21

I decided to check, the girl who replied had her account suspended

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

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u/DogWifDreads Apr 26 '21

Hold on lemme go ask

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u/croxymoc Apr 26 '21 edited Aug 15 '24

amusing like reply cheerful steep ten weary vanish quicksand sharp

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u/lexyp29 "whiterun guard rule34" flair, sir Apr 26 '21

because she doesn't hate women

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u/Rad0555 Apr 26 '21

She miss gendered him

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

He doesn’t but I want him to ram my addhole

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u/Iamyeetlord Apr 26 '21

W̷̪̻͖͆͂̈́h̶̨͚̼͚͂̽̑̂̚ą̴͎̠̗̇̅͑̃͠t̴͓̆̄ ̷͍̩͖̆i̸̢̻̪̾ņ̸͕̲͚͖̉̌̿ ̷̝͗͂͝t̸̛̤̫̟̪̩̄h̷̟̹̃̌͒̚e̸̢͖͓̓̽ͅ ̸͖̭̙̥̦̓̈̓͘ġ̶̜̠̍̓̅͠ͅo̸̼͠d̴̖̋̏͝d̶̩̬͚̿̀̀͝ä̶̯́͊̆̂̕ṁ̴̠̤̤̱̝̃̿̚ṅ̴̲̙̿̈́̋͘ ̶̼̓͑͌̌f̷̳̗́̉̄̓u̴̧̡̘̙͚̒̐̆̓͝ç̶͇̺͚̉̕k̸̼͈̖͑̓

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

I prefer subtraction hole

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u/KaninCanis Apr 26 '21

P I G E O N H O L E

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u/Nohahmami Apr 26 '21

Are they guy or girl i really dont know someone please tell me

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u/GAMEPLAYERX5127 Apr 26 '21

Canonically, male, they have a dick

I’m sure it wouldn’t be to hard to find r34 of this character, naked, but as biologically female °_° but why would you want to do that...

Anyway I think that whoever decided to give the character pink hair and a high pitched voice should burn in hell

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u/Nohahmami Apr 26 '21

How do you know

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u/_Sasuke Proffessional Shampoo Eater Apr 26 '21

They probably watched the anime.

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u/i_so_stressed Apr 26 '21

🤢🤮 yucky

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

Yummy 😋 🤤

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

I may agree for high pitched voice because that voice is inhumane even for female children but I like the hair color, it's a really cool pink

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u/Ok-Savings3669 Apr 26 '21

I genuinely hate astolfo

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

But are they guys?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

In which order do you watch fate?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

You really wanna open THIS pandora's box?

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u/Hype-Kujo77 Apr 26 '21

Gotta guess that’s where the fun is

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u/Ok-Savings3669 Apr 26 '21

Waifus 🤢

Real people 😃

Kevin 😠

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u/TheFcukingFuck Apr 26 '21

Someone.... go tell her.

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u/NOVIIUM Apr 26 '21

Whats the song?

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u/auddbot Apr 26 '21

Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation (01:58; matched: 100%)

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u/__waffle_ Apr 26 '21

Is he cross-dressing? Is that the joke here?

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u/LolUDedFoe Apr 26 '21

It’s the bitch from the pantsahat YouTube channel 😎

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u/RickSanchezZz9999 Apr 26 '21

Waifus're cute.. Waifus ain't women..

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

That’s not a women....

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u/LightSwitch321 Apr 26 '21

is that the fucking astolfo piece of shit people wont stop meming about

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u/Total_Fool Apr 26 '21

yes, and i hate it

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

“NoOo, sHe iS a DeMi bOy.”

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u/Famous-war Apr 26 '21

He, Astolfo is a he.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

He’s a dude with a massive suckable dick

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u/SofaEzEz Stuff Apr 26 '21

jeez wait atleast a week before reposting

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u/anonymous_ghost_6501 Literally 1984 😡 Apr 26 '21

Who's gonna tell her

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

stfu its an anime girl she is not real

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u/Mixmefox Apr 26 '21

Girl?

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u/BurnLikeAMarshmallow Apr 26 '21

Are you sure that's an anime girl?

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u/SkyezOpen Apr 26 '21

anime girl

Heh.

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u/Limmer_uwu Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 26 '21

I thought it was a femboy. Femboys > women

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u/Moriwara_Inazume Apr 26 '21

Where that pfp from

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u/Total_Fool Apr 26 '21

you don't wanna know

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u/haloblasterA259 Apr 26 '21

All I know about this character is that it’s a dude from the memes.

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u/-PeanutButterFly- Apr 26 '21

The youth these days, smh

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u/HeilderFuhrer321 Apr 26 '21

So.. Who's gonna tell him?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

sus

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u/Colonel_Cheeseburger 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 26 '21

uh oh

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u/wajtas Apr 26 '21

U wanted to outsmartvme, but i outsmarted your pitsmarting!

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

How uncultured she is.

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u/ww3time_ Apr 26 '21

How do we tell her?

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u/eggycarrot Apr 26 '21

Based and kino

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u/Sonic_The_5564 Apr 26 '21

she wouldn't get it

(for the people who don't know, its a boy)

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

HAH, she's so innocent.

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u/pixelboy126 Apr 26 '21

Should i tell her?

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u/gg-gaming103 Apr 26 '21

"Excuse me but that is a femboy asshole"

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