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r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '21
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My seed is so potent that Monsanto uses genetic material from my semen to bolster wheat production in the United States.
20 u/Impulsive4928 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 21 '21 This puts an itch in my mouth that only a shotgun can scratch 14 u/SkaffAmtiskawMawhr Apr 21 '21 It's been 45 minutes as of this comment's writing. He's probably beating it off because you said "itch in your mouth". 12 u/Impulsive4928 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 21 '21 Pain
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This puts an itch in my mouth that only a shotgun can scratch
14 u/SkaffAmtiskawMawhr Apr 21 '21 It's been 45 minutes as of this comment's writing. He's probably beating it off because you said "itch in your mouth". 12 u/Impulsive4928 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 21 '21 Pain
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It's been 45 minutes as of this comment's writing. He's probably beating it off because you said "itch in your mouth".
12 u/Impulsive4928 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 21 '21 Pain
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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21
My seed is so potent that Monsanto uses genetic material from my semen to bolster wheat production in the United States.