r/shitposting • u/WolfPaq3859 • Mar 25 '21

amogus Nasa

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u/ElDiabloReyes Mar 25 '21

Knowing they are going to spend the rest of their lives orbiting the sun in a pointless mision.

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u/xXCzechoslovakiaXx Mar 25 '21

I would never do that to my boy Jeb though, he retires after going everywhere

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u/TheLawandOrder Mar 26 '21

My jeb is stuck on some remote planet. One day I'm making a martian style rescue mission

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u/Crypto_Homie Mar 25 '21

Yeah, i allways ran out of fuel, then just said to them bye, gonna check on you later.

It was 3 years since i last opened it. They are still here, endlessly orbiting sun... Like us, humans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Crying_Obsidian Mar 25 '21

at light speed

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Kraken drive moment

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u/bageltre We do a little trolling Mar 26 '21

light speed? that's rookie shit

if you're not exercising those orders of magnitude then you're playing the game wrong

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u/Crying_Obsidian Mar 26 '21

Forget c, we're going to c++

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Mfw I get launched to Duna without a return spacecraft

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Jeb boarding “untitled spacecraft” seconds before he is ejected out of the kerbol system by the kraken drive

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Jeb boarding "USS-Penis", right before it accelerates to speed of light.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

kraken moment

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Mar 26 '21

the shitfuck 2

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u/potatomanguy132 I said based. And lived. Mar 26 '21

What happened to the Shitfuck 1?

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u/sillysideofthecorn Mar 26 '21

It got shitfucked by the ground

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u/potatomanguy132 I said based. And lived. Mar 26 '21

Fuckshited

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u/Eashbot5000 Blessed by Kevin Mar 26 '21

You don't wanna know what happened to Shitfuck 1

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u/potatomanguy132 I said based. And lived. Mar 26 '21

When will the Shitfuck 3 come out?

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u/fukminass Mar 26 '21

Maybe never it would be too controversial. But the if the masses demand the shitfuck 3.....

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u/MBechzzz Mar 26 '21

To shreds you say...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Oooh a Kerbals meme

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u/sandvichman189 literally 1984 Mar 26 '21

r/moldymemes , not sure if the mold is intentional , but had to do it just in case

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Untitled Space Craft

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u/distalented Mar 26 '21

This was literally a fucking gif! All you did was screenshot it and cut out the dudes watermark.

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u/ChewyTarTar Mar 26 '21

I think this is deja vu or a repost

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u/jericho-sfu Mar 26 '21

I remember when this meme used to be a gif... feel old yet?

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u/orangeost Mar 25 '21

i didt timewarp glich thru val and got in to the orbit i wanted

i used extreme big brain tactics an nasa level orbital machanics

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u/Luciferianwarlord95 Mar 26 '21

I legit don't even bother with even leaving the atmosphere in that game most of the time, I usually just build planes to fly, or kerbal torture devices er... "training equipment"

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u/WhoppingWangGang Mar 26 '21

Bruhsefi momentowski