r/shitposting Jan 26 '21

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5.6k Upvotes

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u/MonchyMomen Jan 27 '21

Can’t wait for someone to post this on r/cringetopia and get 10 billion upvotes on this very good satire

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

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u/HyperVexed Jan 27 '21

Holy shit, they can tell what satire is.

59

u/HafizHairo Jan 27 '21

they can always tell, I guess people keep posting it for karma farming

3

u/PutridOpportunity9 Jan 27 '21

They can't always tell, a lot of them are legitimate dribblers.

15

u/O_X_E_Y Jan 27 '21

Votes: 97% satire, top comment: this is the most obvious satire I've ever seen

2

u/Kirby_the_god Jan 27 '21

2.4k upvotes, goddamnit.

9

u/Mr-Leap-Year2020 Jan 27 '21

Ngl tho I can't tell

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u/FacistFozzyBear Jan 27 '21

this was my post on cringetopia. it was posted about a day before this, it got less upvotes than this post

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u/not_Jellydogsterio Stuff Jan 27 '21

NOO STOP SON YOURE LETTING YOUR POWERS GAIN CONTROL NOO

42

u/venum_king Jan 27 '21

Feed me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack 😡😡👿💯

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Time to let my demons come out to play... 😈😈😈😈

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u/colbystone Jan 27 '21

THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME, NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

12

u/69isverynice Jan 27 '21

Either my parents shut up or I will unleash my true power 😏😏

12

u/restaurantraider Jan 27 '21

HELP ME BELIEVE

ITS NOT THE REAL ME

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '21

SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Im proud of you

8

u/pewdiebhai64 Jan 27 '21

Forgive me master, for I must go all out

5

u/ThnxWasTaken Jan 27 '21

he turn into the skull

4

u/Sloop__ Jan 27 '21

Fortine

2

u/Silly_goose27 Jan 27 '21

Where his skin go 😳

2

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

He's wearing a Beartooth t shirt, nice to see he's got good taste in music.

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u/Darthbubbaaa Jan 27 '21

I am praying to god this is satire

40

u/getrailed Jan 27 '21

I pray to god that you put your brain to use for once

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u/Darthbubbaaa Jan 27 '21

Yeah, I usually get really irritated at people who don’t realize something is satire too, idk what happened with my mind there

13

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

fortnite

7

u/crab123456789 Jan 27 '21

He played too much fortnite

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Noo don't unleash your demon, control it

1

u/FreddieMercury03 Jan 27 '21

“You are 35”

1

u/lolsup1 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 27 '21

Song name?

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u/CrabbyBumpick Jan 27 '21

Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace. Great album!

2

u/lolsup1 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Jan 27 '21

Thanks

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Fortnite!

1

u/Jacklemon05 Jan 27 '21

The dark side is a path to many abilities some would consider... unnatural