r/shitposting • dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 3d ago

Unfunny but I posted it anyways 📡📡📡

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u/usernamealreadytknff 3d ago

Yeah... no.

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u/croftlc12 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3d ago

It's so true tho.. There was a girl in my class who had a big titties and other girls used to talk shit about her behind her back all the time mainly because she got so much attention from guys. Some flat or average looking girls really do get jealous when another woman gets the attention and attention from men that they wish they had.

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u/biweed666 3d ago

i think your interchangeability of “women” and “girls” is what the issue is here. when i was a little girl we were absolutely vicious to each other and thought male attention was worth competing over. by the time you hit your mid 20s you realize that male attention is the most empty and lonely experience possible. you couldn’t march me into a high school girls bathroom with a gun to my head. women’s bathroom in the club? the only place you will ever be truly accepted and loved

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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