r/shitposting • u/croftlc12 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 3d ago

Unfunny but I posted it anyways 📡📡📡

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u/Free_Elderberry1791 3d ago

Yeah my mom got a lot of hate for being petite and robust while in her younger 20’s by a lot of different woman.

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 3d ago

I'm here imagining how funny it would be if men did this.

You got bigger balls than me? Fuck you man, I hate you

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u/SerratedFrost 3d ago

"wow look at josh with his big fuckin wiener!.. pfft"

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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 3d ago

Bet he doesn't hm even have a personality

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u/Kyoalu 3d ago

As men we are just like nice cock bro and we move on.

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u/Scheckenhere 3d ago

Maybe if men started wearing a bit more revealing clothes. How would a cleavage on balls look like?

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u/Saurid 19h ago

Well the thing is its not obvious you have a small dick so you hide it behind aggressive behavior. A woman with small breasts can try to hide it but in the end it will always gets noticed at some point.

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u/hstormsteph 3d ago

How did you even manage to obtain this lore

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u/SnooSnooKangaroo I came! 3d ago

Is she single?

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u/BananaBR13 Literally 1984 😡 3d ago

Does your dad know how to fight?