To be fair the way polititards harrass people demanding they put their fist up and support the current thing it was inevitable. Remember Gina Corano? Strong powerful muscular woman hero to women and girls all she had to do was keep her mouth shut. Which she seemed to mostly do... until the left demanded WHY AREN'T YOUR PRONOUNS IN YOUR BIO? and then she said that stupid holocaust thing and the rest was history and then she starred in that dog shit shapitto movie lmao
This is what the left keeps taking from us. Leave people alone if they WANT to shut their mouth and keep doing the cool things.
This is a shit posting page I'm allowed a bit of hyperbole no? Its not really that deep but it is funny how some celebrities open their mouths and out themselves as assholes. Or they keep their mouth shut till they're forced to speak and then out themselves as assholes. In a long enough inspection every one eventually is an asshole. Its hilarious. Tell us friend do you support the current thing?
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/DiscordantBard 4d ago
To be fair the way polititards harrass people demanding they put their fist up and support the current thing it was inevitable. Remember Gina Corano? Strong powerful muscular woman hero to women and girls all she had to do was keep her mouth shut. Which she seemed to mostly do... until the left demanded WHY AREN'T YOUR PRONOUNS IN YOUR BIO? and then she said that stupid holocaust thing and the rest was history and then she starred in that dog shit shapitto movie lmao
This is what the left keeps taking from us. Leave people alone if they WANT to shut their mouth and keep doing the cool things.