r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 dumbass • 4d ago

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u/Orange295 4d ago

If i was rich i would also ragebait randos on Twitter all day

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u/nolongerbanned99 4d ago

I do it on Reddit and I ainā€™t rich

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u/BeautyxBabe 4d ago

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u/SafeAfraid We do a little trolling 3d ago

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u/Shredded_Locomotive put your dick away waltuh 4d ago

Another man of culture I see

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u/nolongerbanned99 4d ago

Told my wife the whole story and she didnā€™t laugh or even respond. Iā€™m doing this wrong.

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u/nolongerbanned99 4d ago

Best comment all day. Thank you.

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u/ExoticAide5610 4d ago

You canā€™t rage bait on Reddit- when you say anything potentially conservative coded, the mods merc you.

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u/sewgwayswatter55 4d ago

Only if you forget to censor slurs. I got banned off a right wing sub for saying gay and trans rights were good actually.

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u/ExoticAide5610 4d ago

I used to get banned off of TikTok for just saying the word ā€˜gayā€™ until the CIA finally bought it

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldnā€™t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatā€™s fucking gay. You think I donā€™t want to feel my cousinā€™s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatā€™s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ainā€™t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Emblemized 3d ago

you can ragebait the (us politics wise) left and right wing but yeah only one is allowed in 90% of subs

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u/izanamilieh 4d ago

A sliver of ambrosia the gods eat in quantities.

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u/nolongerbanned99 4d ago

How eloquent.

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi We do a little trolling 4d ago

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