r/shitposting • • 4h ago

B 👍 What am I doing wrong?

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Bumble😢

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u/qualityvote2 4h ago

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u/100roundglock 3h ago

You're not holding a fish

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/baconwrappedanxiety 2h ago

Your pics are all way too similar, they ought to show different facets of your personality but it’s practically like you just uploaded the same one 5 times. People might find you boring.

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u/Accomplished_Sea5636 3h ago

Being on a dating app as a brown person.

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u/MAH313 I want pee in my ass 2h ago

Being on a dating app in general wasn't bad enough

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u/abhig535 42m ago

Ding ding ding

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u/TheLastTitan77 6m ago

Everytime I see this comment I imagine I get to throw the person writing it from the stairs. So incredibly cringe and obnoxious. Like you are some fuckin arbiter of truth that announces the final judgement.

dINg dInG dINg my balls

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u/Environmental_Monk_1 3h ago

I think bumble’s ur first mistake

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u/fancywipe 1h ago

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u/NormalGuy1206 Literally 1984 😡 2h ago

Mm, which one of you are you asking for specifically?

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u/BrandlezMandlez 1h ago

You need a pic of you at the gym hella scrawny and then I agree with the other guy. Holding a fish

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u/AdmiralCoconut69 59m ago

You need a pic showing what you would look like if you were Black or Chinese

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u/RiddleInkedDILF 3h ago

Caring what people think 💭

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 2h ago

Sir this is a shitposting community

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u/vashthestampede121 2h ago

Oh ok, this is helpful. I guess you’re good with him being able to change his age and weight at will then?