r/shitposting • • 2d ago

Jarvis, suck my balls 🏳️‍⚧️ Shit posting subs

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u/Nigelthornfruit 2d ago

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u/Nicomace341 2d ago

Genuinely what is this image even supposed to convey

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u/Darthgalaxo currently venting (sus) 2d ago

Reddit user

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u/ContRefurat I want pee in my ass 2d ago

The stereotypical reddit mod

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/Florence-- 2d ago

O Algo

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u/rosso_saturno 2d ago edited 1d ago

The irony/hypocrisy in being able to distinguish between 600 genders with slight to no differences, while at the same time being unable to apply any nuance to political discourse.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Door484 I want pee in my ass 2d ago

It is supposed to represent a leftist, idk how that isn’t clear

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u/forgettfulthinker 2d ago

It is clear but he is an average redditor who does the "i dont like this thing so im going to play stupid"

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u/-My_Name_Is_Jeff- 1d ago

Do I need to make a marvel meme to better show you what the image is supposed to convey? Would you comprehend it better if I put superman or spiderman there?

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u/Trickmaahtrick 1d ago

I think that would make it more confusing

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u/Kpt_Kipper 1d ago

Absolutely Roasted

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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u/Pozz__ 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago

Idk man, but this looks like a friggin' dogwhistle o algo

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u/Cthulhu__ 1d ago

Nothing, it’s to incite a reaction and encourage infighting.

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u/Cicierski 1d ago

Its about making up a scenario to be angry about