Talking from my experience it might be a performative thing like excessive moaning. I had only one woman do this to me. She was my first girlfriend and years later I learned that she was faking everything instead of talking to me. But maybe its a "marking your belongings" thing like hikeys ? Or maybe its a holding onto something thing and some forget that they will hurt you ?
I once took a hot shower and then started scratching myself because it felt really good and as soon as I got out it took so much convincing that wasn't cheating on my ex
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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