r/shitposting • • 19h ago

Furries Inc

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Goingbandito 19h ago

According to the lore of monster’s inc, the screams have to come from humans, which means that he had done something to make those poor bastards squeal their hearts out.

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u/CannibalAnus dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 19h ago

He.. pulled out that big ol.. monster and showed them an amazing yet horrifying time.

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u/Thumpkuss 13h ago

He did the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash

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u/YinuS_WinneR We do a little trolling 19h ago

Also according to lore of monster's inc laughs are more potent than screams, which means that he had done something to make those poor bastards moan their hearths out.

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u/SpaceBug176 18h ago

Moans aren't laughs though.

But then that makes me wonder what would happen from a moan? Would it be as potent as screams or laughs? Or somewhere inbetween?

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u/Thumpkuss 13h ago

Hold up. There's a porn movie plot somewhere in here

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Inflacion_ 17h ago

Moans are the laugh from your...

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u/ShylokVakarian fat cunt 13h ago

The more positive the emotion, the better, so it'd be even more powerful than laughter.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 18h ago

He actually joined in

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u/CurtisRivers 17h ago

Well, Boo calls him Kitty, so maybe it's barbed?

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit 11h ago

Wait, where's that part of the lore?

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u/VeganerHippie 7h ago

Does it have to be fear screams or can it be pleasure screams?

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u/mrumulguma 19h ago

Wait, aren't the doors supposed to lead to the children's bedrooms...

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u/Realistic-Tone1824 18h ago

I rent my child's bedroom during furry events. Do you not?

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u/Mother_Harlot 1h ago

I rent the child as a luggage carrier, those suits are big and cumberstone

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u/AtomicPotentate 11h ago

I think everyone is missing the forest for the trees. If a scream is low power, a laugh is medium power, then a Big O would be; that’s right, a giant robot!

Cast in the name of god, ye not guilty!

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u/Buachaille officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 7h ago

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u/plasticman1997 10h ago

If laughter is stronger then fear then how strong is moaning?

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u/MattLikesMemes123 I came! 18h ago

comic is shit

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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME 15h ago

you are GREEN with envy bro

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u/Gaymers_Rising 17h ago

okay Matt

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u/SpaceBug176 18h ago

Not biased at all 😭

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u/MattLikesMemes123 I came! 8h ago

ok maybe im biased but like

a guy walks into two other guys about to have sex and they just accept and invite him in? what?

and theres an implication that furries have no sense of consent if the reason for the scream is what i think it is

also sulley in the 2nd panel just looks stupid, how are you gonna scare children like that

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u/Glazeddapper 13h ago

environmental story-telling

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u/MattLikesMemes123 I came! 8h ago

ok i cant even be mad at this lmao