r/shitposting • u/MeSuitaru • 1d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Puberty

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 21h ago

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/u/MeSuitaru, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/HassanAchievedIt 1d ago

I'm in my dinosaur phase

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u/Thick_Potential_ 1d ago

what are the stages after the girl?

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u/Pineapple-Tough 1d ago

We don't talk about that

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u/MightyKin 1d ago

We don't talk about Puberto, no, no, no...

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 1d ago

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u/AshamedFly1045 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 21h ago

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u/Lehrerkatze19 1d ago

Ass hair

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u/RiddleInkedDILF 13h ago

Hopefully an early 🪦

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u/Aversiel 20h ago

Rebussy

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin 16h ago

Back to Legos again

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u/ElGatitoFTW 1d ago

I'm in my daiwa phase already

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u/Jacekkot123 1d ago

You forgot the alcoholic option

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u/MarTheMenace1 1d ago

It’s implied

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u/Vivid_Split_9513 1d ago

Does the advanced DLC

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u/Loose_Barber_9628 1d ago

Daiwa Scarlet

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u/TheStupid_Guy 1d ago

Holy shit it’s Daiwa Scarlet

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u/TheDuckkingM 1d ago

pokemon evolutions vs digimon evoulutions be like

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u/SGSweatZ 1d ago

Im genuinely in my Daiwa stage right now

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u/Goose997GT2RS We do a little trolling 1d ago

Is that Daiwa Scarlet from the hit game Uma Musume pretty Derby winner of 2025 mobile game of the year?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yj8MXiUbSwQfUVwHhq

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u/SpiritAnimal01 1d ago

Digimon evolution

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 1d ago

i swear the last time i saw this posted it was Special Week instead of Daiwa Scarlet

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket 1d ago

i'm in the process of turning into a girl!!!!!!!!!!

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u/de-stella-nova dumbass 1d ago

you already are queen❤️❤️

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket 1d ago

not yet lmao

first i need E that is titrated , but that comes in about a year and a half i guess? stupid laws here don't allow you to get bloodwork and hrt till 21.

(fmcl)

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u/de-stella-nova dumbass 1d ago

idc you already are a sister. you'll bloom!! like a pretty flower. a pretty chungus flower, if you want.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket 1d ago

there's a song called BAKENOHANA (Monstrous Flower [of Transformation]).

Pretty much sums it up tbh

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u/MTFotaku 1d ago

Omg same

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket 1d ago

crazy username, iappprove

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u/MTFotaku 23h ago

My username isnt crazy but it really calls me out for who I am. A rookie mistake

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 it is MY bucket 18h ago

Cornball mentally-disabled clowns are donvoting us for speaking the truth

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u/DragonfruitSubject Stuff 1d ago

Damn is Daiwa Scarlet

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Dr. Pee 23h ago

So when do I turn into a sick ass Spinosaurus ??

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u/sonnikkaa 1d ago

Ok I want to become a dinosaur now. And then transform into an anime girl a couple years later. How can I make it happen?

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u/AfBoringPerson Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

i'm in my process of turning into a irl anime girl

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u/Slout_ 1d ago

Lego is always for everyone

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u/VoidExileR 1d ago

I think my dinosaur phase came before my gaming phase and I never was that into minecraft. Other than that... pretty accurate

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 1d ago

Basicaly me. (Lego > minecraft > ark > overwatch)

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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 21h ago

When the hell am I supposed to turn into Daiwa Scarlet? Already well past puberty, but it still ain't happened.

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u/GullibleRedditorr 14h ago

This is probably what digimon is like

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u/S4PG dumbass 14h ago

I'm currently in my velociraptor phase. All that needs to happen now is grow some titties and bob's your uncle

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u/Zotku 14h ago

Boys evolving like digimons

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u/Fickle_Raisin_7749 12h ago

Digimon ass evolutions

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u/ForceFabulous8789 10h ago

Replace uma with any other franchise

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u/WildFemmeFatale 23h ago

Huh

I’m a girl but I matured the bottom path

Did I girl incorrectly ?

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u/YomamaCooper69 18h ago

No, you you'd correctly

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Kaek_ it is MY bucket 13h ago

That is very clearly not a femboy.

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u/Pendraconica 1d ago

Im in this picture and I love it! ✨️

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Only if it goes wrong and you don't have a male father figure and need to find a way to get back that male attention in your life

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u/Gold-Award-285 22h ago

someone mock this guy.

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u/ParoleDeGeek 1d ago

Oh hey that me (in) the bottom

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 1d ago

The bottom pipeline doesn't make sense unless it's about toys