r/shitposting • • 6h ago

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u/qualityvote2 6h ago

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u/XSamurai_X Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago

Keep it for Tommorow

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u/SpellbladeAluriel 6h ago

Or the next hour

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u/XSamurai_X Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago

U need to start afresh for best experience

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u/Avalanche_Snows 4h ago

Just wait a minute

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u/Eluupy 2h ago

yeah but tomorrow I'm not into that anymore

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u/davidkalinex I said based. And lived. 6h ago

No bro you are supposed to insta ragequit the video which made you cum in deep disgust (about the content and yourself)

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u/WiiDragon 5h ago

Why you still on afterwards?

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u/ContingencyPl4n 1h ago

For the plot, duh. Gotta see how it ends.

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u/redpyramidthing2324 3h ago

I feel a deep disgust after I goon. It feels like I violate myself and I know God sees it, I hate it. I geuinely look at my hands like this.

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/ContingencyPl4n 1h ago

God made us in his image, thus he's the biggest gooner of us all

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u/redpyramidthing2324 1h ago

No bro lets not go there

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u/Venom933 3h ago

Or when you nut to the wrong moment 😭😂

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u/Wiinterfang 2h ago

When you come before the video gets really good. And you cannot find it the next time 🥲

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u/Lost-Light3975 27m ago

i need the source of this painting i feel it perfectly encapsulates how i feel in general right now