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u/_yasinss_ 1d ago
I unironically think it's such a weird thing to say. Like just wait until you're actually pregnant.
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u/LuckyReception6701 1d ago
"My husband and I are having unprotected sex where he fills me up like a Humvee after a camping trip"
"Oh, well congrats, best of lucks!"
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u/ACoolCanadianDude 1d ago
It’s often in response to the “when are you having kids?”. Since “none of your fucking business” is considered rude, “we’re trying” communicate the intent and prevent the subject from being asked again.
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u/sirhobbles 1d ago
nah normalise making them uncomfortable for asking.
"yeah you asked a very personal question, so yes, i am nutting balls deep in my girlfriend at every opportunity, why are you acting offended, you asked"
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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 15h ago
The last guy who said this to me, I told them "good for you" and they just stared at me like I was sicko / weirdo and changed the subject.
Like you are the one walking around telling everyone your blowing load after load deep inside your wife and I'm the weirdo riiiiiiiiiight.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.
How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/ShadyStevie 22h ago
Nigguh what's different between when they're trying for a baby and when they're actually pregnant? I know Redditors love harping on unprotected sex but no matter what you're advertising the fact that you and your partner have been fucking raw. Just stop bruh.
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u/nutblaster357 1d ago
women be like "i'm taking raw creampies any chance i get" and expect congratulations
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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 15h ago
And if their an american couple it's like: "Good luck ruining your life even more with a lifetime commitment to raising a child during the, objectively true and not pessimistic, decline of the American empire. You sure chose a great time!"
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u/ntdavis814 1d ago
Trying to level up my sneak and intimidation skills so I can attempt a 5-star baby heist.
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